Analogman Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 As Bob Crane once said: I'm a normal, red-blooded American man. I like to look at naked women. I love breasts, any kind. I love 'em! Boobs, bazooms, balloons, bags, bazongas. The bigger, the better. Nipples like udders, nipples like saucers, big pale rosy-brown nipples. Little bitty baby nipples. Real or fake, what's the difference? I like tits. Who's kidding who? Tits are great! I really like juggs. But just not on the Hogan's Heros message board. I just don't think that's right. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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cryptique Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 I don't think Bob Crane said that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Analogman Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 I don't think Bob Crane said that. sort of Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IRememberDBoon Posted February 7, 2008 Author Share Posted February 7, 2008 can i point out that those breasteses are fully covered. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 That was self expression. He LOOOVVES him some titties. And everybody knows how much Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Analogman Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 can i point out that those breasteses are fully covered. That's why I am really mad - I think you should post some nudes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Good Old Neon Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 What is Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 i'd just like to add that i finally watched the link in peterwhatshappening's signature and that may be the defest thing i've ever seen. What is Quote Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 I am not offended by pictures of breasts, nor am I offended by pictures of full bellied men and their scrotums painted blue. That's my 2 centavos. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Good Old Neon Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 i'd just like to add that i finally watched the link in peterwhatshappening's signature and that may be the defest thing i've ever seen. i disagree w/ you even more on that than rules of engagement at an embryo store fire or the exisitence of a skygod. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Duck-Billed Catechist Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 full bellied men and their scrotums painted blue.There's a Tweedy song about this, right? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 There's a Tweedy song about this, right?That's where I plagarized that line!I knew it sounded familiar. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 i'd just like to add that i finally watched the link in peterwhatshappening's signature and that may be the defest thing i've ever seen.One Saturday morning in early 1990, Tom Parent's mom casually mentioned to him that she saw in the TV Guide that the Beastie Boys were to be guests on that morning's Soul Train. Tom scrambled to the TV set, popped in a videotape, and taped said performance. For the bulk of the decade, we all must've watched and duped that video hundreds of times. The interview was memorized and recited time and again. Even the audio became a necessity on a basic Beastie mixtape. But any other document of the episode - bootlegs, repeats, early Web pages - was nowhere to be found. I hadn't seen the video in years before two days ago when Tommy P sent me the link to that clip. I nearly cried. Dope little song, that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Good Old Neon Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 There's a Tweedy song about this, right? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mrs. Peel Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 i'd just like to add that i finally watched the link in peterwhatshappening's signature and that may be the defest thing i've ever seen. Thanks for pointing that out....that made my miserable day a little better. Mike D dancing with the two ladies.....classic. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 One Saturday morning in early 1990, Tom Parent's mom casually mentioned to him that she saw in the TV Guide that the Beastie Boys were to be guests on that morning's Soul Train. Tom scrambled to the TV set, popped in a videotape, and taped said performance. For the bulk of the decade, we all must've watched and duped that video hundreds of times. The interview was memorized and recited time and again. Even the audio became a necessity on a basic Beastie mixtape. But any other document of the episode - bootlegs, repeats, early Web pages - was nowhere to be found. I hadn't seen the video in years before two days ago when Tommy P sent me the link to that clip. I nearly cried. Dope little song, that. the jam in and of itself is the shit, but the cornelius breakdowns peppered in there are like christina aguilerra's boobs covered in money! or honey! or money and honey! i only remember seeing them do brass monkey on the train in 87 or whatever. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 I'm a little disappointed in the two of you that I had a clickable sig that references Don Cornelius up for two days before you went click. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mrs. Peel Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Has the infomercial surfaced yet? My copy is so bad. EDIT: It's on YouTube in 3 parts now! I'm gonna watch this for the rest of the day and laugh my ass off. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 I'm a little disappointed in the two of you that I had a clickable sig that references Don Cornelius up for two days before you went click. dude, busy at work...keepin' one eye open still clockin' 'em...you know how it is. i'd like to attend a disco party under sthe stars on one of don cornelius's massive shoulder pads...i would dance so fucking hard. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 dude, busy at work...keepin' one eye open still clockin' 'em...you know how it is. i'd like to attend a disco party under sthe stars on one of don cornelius's massive shoulder pads...i would dance so fucking hard.I'm disappointed, that's all there is. And she knows it too. Both of you, my office. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Both of you, my office. disco party under the stars on one of don cornelius's massive shoulder pads? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 "Can you even imagine" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 "Can you even imagine" only that i would dance so fucking hard. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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