embiggen

why are you trying to get me in trouble?

I'm glad I don't live in Texas.

celebrate breasteses!

I've been praying all the week through At home, at work and on the bus I've been praying I can keep you And to earn enough for us I can take humiliation And hurtful comments from the boss I'm just praying by the weekend I can earn enough for us Found a house that won't repair itself With it's windows cracking And a roof held together with holes Just because we're at the bottom of the ladder We shouldn't be sadder Than others like us Who have goals for the betterment of life Glad that you want to be my wife, but honest I've been praying all the week through At home at work and on the bus I'

is caliber still sick? are you at least feeding him chicken soup and babying him?

slow night. slow day.

but he was sick, it must have affected his brain.

that's a great idea. I'm going to go tell her now...

my boss just came over and told me I should watch 'Dane Cook Full Circle' on ONDemand.

just an idea, just throwing it out there.

maybe Dane Cook should do a porn video. would that make you like him better?

I could go for some cherry pie.

WTF? WTF?

if Kinky can run for govenor, you can at least run for dog catcher.

I thought you wanted him to live. this is a contest right? give him a damn plant.

you sound paranoid. meth?

"Sanchezed by the Bell"

I have before too agreed. he has brought shame to the team, as if our 0-4 record isn't shameful enough.

personal. meth?

in other news, I just saw Santa in front of the Roosevelt Hotel - some filming is going on. I asked for a million dollars. he said he would do what he can. someone else said "I like you!"

that's awesome!

ction is Jewish? if so, he has a lot of atoning to do.

"cock and bell"