watch me fall

This is going to be a long afternoon.

Not to mention, pretty disgusting.

I can't believe Anna Nicole's son was on methadone. Pretty hardcore.

Now I'm having Scrubs flashbacks.

Not even the iced kind? Wow.

I'm not hip enough for Starbucks. Sorry.

So McDonald's was out of large coffee cups this morning. I took that as a sign of the apocalypse.

Echoing the beautiful baby sentiments. Congratulations!

Ah. Makes sense. P.S. Tomorrow night. P.S.S. Can I come this year even though I'm not a hussy?

What in the world is that thing in your avatar?

How do you go about ignoring someone? Edit - Nevermind.

What a moron.

Happy Birthday!

Can anyone translate this thing? I'm dying to know what they're saying. Mine too!

Carlos - 10.0

Not in my book it wouldn't be.

Apparently Kevin Bacon is filming a movie about a block from here. Two people from my office have already seen him.

Oh Enron, how I do love thee.

Chinese! But only because I'm eating a chick-fila salad and wishing I were eating chinese. Or a cheeseburger.

Congrats to the Twins! The only game I managed to actually go to this year was Twins-Brewers at the Dome. Good stuff.

I have alot of junk in my trunk. Of course he looked.

I don't get it.

No. But he looked at my ass when I walked away.

Oh god no.

So a guy that I work with just said to me (after I said hello to him in the hall), "You've got to stop meeting me in the hall like this. I know you've got the hots for me." Is this sexual harrassment?