watch me fall

My ex-boss (retired) just walked by wearing a hawaiian shirt and jorts. Not sure I ever wanted to see that.

I was talking with someone about this yesterday (a Repub) and he tried to compare it to the Clinton-Lewinsky debacle. I had to walk away.

I can't believe this is even a dilemma.

I still live in the 1980's. I don't have dvr, tivo or any of that stuff. I don't even know how to record one show while watching another.

I really want to see this, mainly because I've had a crush on Kyle Chandler since forever, but if it's on at the same time as Gilmore Girls, I'm gonna have to pass.

So did I. I think that's my third sign of the apocalypse for the day.

I'm scared to look.

Albert is a former UT player. Of course he's a dick. Speaking of ction, I had a dream about him this morning. Which is really strange considering I've never met him.

I saw Jenny and the twins over 6 months ago and still get the chills when I think about it. Hopefully this time around they have better opening acts.

Such sad news. Much love and condolences go out to you and your family from the Southern US.

You weren't bald. But you smoke and I'm a fat chick, so it would never work between us anyway.

I don't. I hate people who make money off being funny when they aren't even funny. Oh and I also hate bald guys.

I try not to do anything that's going to make Howie Mandel even richer.

I learned how to use the ignore function this week. That's about it.

Excellent.

1. No, watching in a sports bar near campus. 2. Why is the sky blue? Hell if I know.

I need about 10 of these At least today's a half day.

Dammit, so close. I must've had at least 5 heart attacks last night.

"Classic."

"I'm not that kind of girl."

Katherine Harris?

Thanks, but if we spend the entire date talking about horticulture, I'm pretty much screwed anyway.

I'm so glad I took you off ignore.

More the anticipation of tonight's football game than the date.