plasticeyeball

looks like the limit on detection for a single joint is about a week, depending on how sensitive the test is

http://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/00000138.htm

don't count on it, that advisory is 23 years old

True story: I peed for my cousin once and he put it in a Elmer's glue bottle and attached a tube to it. Then he put it in his shoe and ran the tube up his leg. Then he walked on crutches to his test. Of course if he didn't pass his test he was probably going to go to jail.

True story: The test I passed above was round #2. Round #1 went haywire when 1st off, the guy i got pee from told me afterward that he "only had 1 beer" just prior to filling one of those red plastic bottles that came with a record dust cleaner set, and secondly, I went to the wrong place. There are apparently several labs around the Newark Airport area (lots of drunk & high pilots in the area) and although the lab couldn't find my companies account, they let me leave "my sample" anyway.

A week or so after, my company was like, "hey, you didn't go to your drug test" so I had to go a second time which as mentioned above, worked out fine. The second place actually had taken the hot water handles of the faucets so you couldn't re-heat which was what i did at the 1st place.

All for a crappy job I quit afer about a year.

I passed a drug test by bringing a snap lid asprin bottle full of a friends (fresh out of rehab) pee that i heated on the defroster of my car for the ride and then sat on it like an egg keeping it warm while i waited my turn.

It was stressful and would just lay off if I was subject to such these days but at the time, I got taken by suprise.

It did work though, just sayin.

But then again, Im on the meth team.

you should get some help.

just passing by..........

Happy Birthday!!!!

to you and to my mom who it turns out you share a birthday with!!

(and who i had to run and call when i realized it was the 17th.)

I am only giving up tomacco.

And this morning I

am wearing the patch like this >> .

My eye hurts.

mine too!!!!!

even with no patch, ......must have an eyelash in it

Hope your still holding up well cause it's important!!!

it's been too beautiful a day here.

couldn't get myself to close the pool even though it's entirely too cold to swim in.

it's only electricity, we'll always make more right?

it's all the rage from what i hear.

i'm off to check the train schedule

just cigarettes for me for now though, ..k

I have to re-quit. When we starting.

(don't say tonight..... )

Happy Saint Patrick's Night

thanks, thanks alot guys

sorry to intrude but, too many cat pics earlier and too much baseball talk today so.........

more pics!

i put this one on all my computers at home xcept the laptop and it was retard proof

http://www.xpcgear.com/linksyswusb54g.html

but i paid $ 10 less than that site

how this works out with the apple thing above, i have no idea

ok, like i was saying, you plug it into a usb port and turn it on and it finds it. if it asks for a disk, you put in the one it came with. it was really really easy as long as your not trying to network multiple computers with that crappy windows xp-home edition

my wireless adapter was like $49.00 and you literally plugged it into the........

(oh crap, you need to know if you have an empty usb or firewire port so you can buy the right one. forget it you'll never figure it out)

i guess it was more than 2 years ago.

too long to read article but they jailed 228 teachers in my town

i've been looking online for something for the last 2 summers (for outside) and haven't found anything worthwhile yet.

Detroit just got done with one of those, complicated by the fact that a few years ago the state legislature apparently made it illegal for teachers to strike, which of course was brought up again and again by the administration throughout the strike.

 

Hopefully there's no such law where you are.

we have that law here. 2 years ago, our district went out on strike and they started arresting teachers. my across the street neighbor spent at least 1 night in jail.

i swear my brother had a full leg cast on one summer and i thought thats what it was. i thought it affected his knee but i was little so nothing is clear

it is. what's your point?

i don't have one

your not going to offer me bus fare now, are you?

two things:

#1) i'm regretting the use of my screen name & avatar since they are a combo that should stay together making it harder to change now that i'm bored with it.

#2) if i don't clean it frequently enough, it gets sticky and sticks to the lid. i walked into a bar a few years ago and a co-worker pointed and laughed because it had stuck to the lid and turned itself upside down leaving the shamrock pointing forward and the eye part up under the top lid.

"osgood schlatter"

i thought that was a bone disease or something?

About crying out of a synthetic (possibly robotic) eye?

"bionic"

Can you cry out of that eye?

yes

What do you use to wash a prosthetic eye?

johnsons "no more tears" baby shampoo.

seriously