Dick Ctionary

"but says, 'I love Sacha. He's such a nice guy ... He's the new Monty Python.'" I am the new parliament.

You should switch to a mac (or a pc, if you're using a mac) Stop wall abuse now!

He was one of a kind. Really added some class to his medium, was always prepared, and showed respect to the topics he covered. Those are some big shoes to fill. You will be missed.

If the 5 minutes I heard on the radio this afternoon on the way back from lunch is any indication, there is a distinct possibility of Sean Hannity having a nervous breakdown on his little show this evening. I may have to watch and see. Check me out on Nightline!

edit: enough of that taste in my mouth. (and something about bush...)

If you can get Sir Stewart behind it, I'd be happy to reconsider my position). (bush thinks impeachment is a festival in Georgia)

I knew I should have checked with you first. My bad. (bush sees WMD)

Touche. No argument here that the modern American Republican party is an embarassment. (bush can't pronounce "nuclear.". Seriously, for the love of God...)

I think I just got a little moist. Drinks are on me tonight kiddos. (bush hates a workin' man)

Spellcheck wouldn't have caught that one, but thank you for the correction, sir. We could use bright young fellows like you in my administration. Are you fluent in Liberal? (bush loves the brown hole)

If you loathe conservatives then I apologize for the spell-check remark, I haven't had much sleep, and there's much work to be done. Partisanship can be a good thing, as long as what you're fighting for is noble. (bush rigs American Idol)

Now that's the kind of racism I can get behind. (bush is hiding Natalee Holloway)

There's no "middle" in "Pelosi," Mr. Centrist. And why don't you find yourself a spell-checker while you're cuddling with your bipartisan goodwill? (bush broke up britney and k-fed)

There is a plan in the works that involves medical marijuana and our annexation of mexico and central america, but that's all I can say at this point. The password is "glaucoma." (bush hates puppies)

More of that attitude and there may just be a highway named for you kind sir (so long as you hate conservatives and their dirty mothers). Who do I see about making room on that Rushmore scene? (bush hates African-americans)

We are allergic to Bushes. (bush is a liar)

I have the word "moderate" printed on each sheet of my toilet paper. (Bush's mom is so ugly, she doesn't need to wear a mask on halloween)

You should go check your recently-adjusted effective tax rate, buddy.

This will all be taken care of during Democrat Camp. Our methods are effective and reliable, and leave no memory traces. (bush is a douchebag)

As speaker of the house, I pledge to take into account the legitimate concerns of all North Americans (screw Bush)

You are all mine now! Bow down to my power!!!