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Did you really have to make a comment about that?

Last weekend I made a life-size skyflynn model out of pipe cleaners, pine straw, and smoked gouda. I took it with me to the mall and we shared a slice of Sbarro pizza and a Dr. Pepper at the food court.

Then I set it on fire.

I love you.

Dude...Wookies got a haircut.

Question - Do you take baths because you're too lazy to stand up in the shower for 10 minutes, or do you simply do it because it makes you feel "pretty"?

I heard a rumor that you wear a merkin.

True or false?

How much do you think you can bench press?

Be honest.

I was at Bolling AFB on pizza day...how about a day this week?

P.S. Thanks for the passes!! The kids are gonna love them.

I'm currently viewing your profile.

Christ, man...what do you want from me?!?!?

Whenever I think of you, which is often, the mixed smells of Ben Gay, Vitalis, and flop sweat rush into my brain.

You're not as tall as you think you are.

Clear glass jars, placed in a line, outside to collect God's tears, He cries because of you, and what you did.

Pity comment.

I'll forget you even exist 5 minutes after my last post ever.

But I'll think of you often during those 5 minutes.

I could have oned you just now. But I didn't.

Ponder the meaning of this for a while...

Oned.