deepseacatfish

I think the sparklys on the chicken hat make it a winner, but that octopus hat...

Then they're taking jobs away from American parasites.

9.0

But, really, VC is an awsome place, full of people (a few of whom I've had the fortune of meeting) who are really interesting, hilarious, and really knowledgeable about music. So thanks, VC, for being so awsome.

my grandmother sent my boyfriend a book. in the mail.

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Great White or Dokken

I'd suggest the not-getting-burned-by-pyrotechnics stylings of Dokken...or securing seats close to an unlocked fire exit

I think I might dress up as Robert Smith for Halloween. And by "Halloween", I mean "this weekend, at the pool."

Teh hot chicks will totally dig you.

Wilco on all counts. Though if I could teleport back, I'd love to have dinner with 1966 or 1965 Dylan.

Rock the birthday Mr. Jeff Tweedy

Excellent. Iowa City is on a Friday.

See you there

I've noticed that all the women involved in things like this are either incredibly hot, or profoundly disgusting.

Maybe Oprah's just concerned about all those profoundly ugly teachers scarring kids for life

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/97262...4&qs=1;bp=t

 

A geography teacher suspended for apparently teaching Geography.

Why is this possible? Maybe I should reconsider the education license I'm currently going for...

"A new solution reached Monday by School Board officials has a black bus driver driving across town to pick up the nine black children."

 

i'm sure that will do a ton to downplay any racial division.

Yeah, definitely nice work on their part. First make them ride in the back of the bus. Then in an entirely different bus...

My Very Endowed Mistress Just Showed Us Nipples!

How does your mistress feel about being used as a mnemonic device for small children?

C: Dad, how come old photographs are always black and white? Didn't they have color

film back then?

D: Sure they did. In fact, those old photographs ARE in color. It's just the WORLD was

black and white then.

C: Really?

D: Yep. The world didn't turn color until sometime in the 1930s, and it was pretty grainy

color for a while, too.

C: That's really weird.

D: Well, truth is stranger than fiction.

C: But then why are old PAINTINGS in color?! If the world was black and white, wouldn't

artists have painted it that way?

D: Not necessarily. A lot of great artists were insane.

C: But... but how could they have painted in color anyway? Wouldn't their paints have

been shades of gray back then?

D: Of course, but they turned colors like everything else in the '30s.

C: So why didn't old black and white photos turn color too?

D: Because they were color pictures of black and white, remember?

This one has always been one of my favorites.

My Very Educated Mother Just Showed Us Nipples!

I think you've got the wrong thread: Linky link

Stale Penguins

I have no idea who the big guy is

Well if the WXRT sign in the background is any indication of who he is...I can definitely see why he's in radio...

What is the availability of this song, anyone? I'm becoming obsessive about rarities. Thanks!

It's part of the extra footage from "I Am Trying to Break Your Heart." That's probably the easiest way to hear it.

hurray

Definitely "Yankee Hotel Foxtrot."

When it hit me, it hit me like no other album has before or since.

word up.

Have a hippity-happening birfday!

I started with "I Can Hear the Heart Beat as One" and I love it, and I think it makes a pretty good introduction to the band.