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If my team's WHIP was it's ERA I would still be unhappy. 20.050 ERA (IT went down!) 4.05 WHIP.

Hanley: 4-4, 2 SB, 3 R, 1 RBI Miguelito: 2-2, 1 2B, 1 HR, 1 R, 4 RBI 2 BB. I'm trying to get someone on the Marlin board to photoshop Hanley Ramirez face onto MC Hammer's "Please, Hammer Don't Hurt Em" album and change "Hammer" to "Hanley". That will be awesome.

You'll be glad you have Cabrera every day. Duh. Ugh. They just showed James Carville at the Nationals-Marlins game, and he was wearing a tank top. Thats one thing I never need to see again.

I love the Marlins announcers. They aren't obnoxiously homerist, and they are great together. My fantasy team has a combined ERA of 19.059 right now...

Also, Miguel Cabrera showed why you absolutely cannot make a mistake. He hit his double on a slider after Patterson fooled him with a slider the pitch before. The home run was a belt high fastball, middle of the plate and he just crushed it. That was the definition of a no doubter. I actually yelled out "HO!" when he hit it because it was one of those that you just have to respond to...

Marlins are putting on a display today. Dontrelle has been impressive and the offense is lighting it up. Highlights: Hanley Ramirez 3-3 with a double 3 runs, and 2 steals. Miguel Cabrera 2-2 double, HR, 4 rbi. Woo!

Of course I start the guy the Marlins are beating up on in my fantasy league.

Hanley Ramirez is starting off the way he finished last year: 2B, 1B, 2 SB, 2 R.

Grammar: 80% Punctuation: 60% Spelling: 60% Vocabulary: 40% Ugh, horrible.

TRADE HIM HE SUCKSOMG

My very first game was either June 21, 1994 or June 23, 1994 vs the Cubs. I only remember that they played the Cubs in Joe Robbie Stadium (back when it was Joe Robbie, though it's still Joe Robbie to me) and lost, and those are the only ones that fit, so it has to be those. First pitch for the Marlins is in less than 5 minutes. Just finished my lunch (turkey sub from Subway with chocolate chip cookies for desert) and I'm ready.

I like Luke a lot more than I like Bill. Gotta love a big goofy looking white dude playing center for the Los Angeles Lakers.

I plan on renting the first season next time I'm at blockbuster.

You know I saw and episode of the British office. Not as good as I expected...

I told my friend up at UF that if they win tonight he's gotta burn a couch for me, just to show the Buckeyes up.

Morgan is by far the worst. I like it when he says something that is completely incorrect and then the stats or replay prove that he was wrong and he just starts mumbling his point for the next 10 seconds. OK, maybe Joe Buck is worse, but not too much worse.

So, how did everyone do last night. I got some stats from Beltran and Reyes, and I'm glad I didn't try to get Carpenter. Today I've got Johan, Jose Contreras, and Derek Lowe going for me in my pay league, and all of my hitters are scheduled to play today. Let's get this season off on the right foot, guys.

I think Carpenter was relying too much on his new change up last night...

I could've sworn you were a Tom.

Hoping for lots of this from the Marlins today (and hopefully none of this: )

I like this guy. He's good people.

I just realized I need to fish out (get it? Ha!) my Marlins jersey for today.

Also, tell him to root extra hard for Alejandro De Aza for me. He's probably a Nationals fan, but see if he'll do it anyways.

How about that thing we were talking about the other day?

I'm just hoping the weather in Washington is better than it is here in Miami. Either way, baseball in 3 hours! Woo.