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I'm not planning on sleeping with any strippers, but I'll keep it in mind.

I'm sorry. I'm distracted by the thoughts of dirty, grimy clubs where women get naked for money. Can you blame me?

In an act of defiance towards the constant closure of the stairwell right next to my room, I stole their cone. They can have it back once they go a full 2 weeks without closing my stairs.

Best thing in the history of things.

I'm going to my first ever strip club on wednesday for the bachelor party.

Can you name 3 insults worse than douchebag (and nothing specific to a certain group)?

Yeah, I'm enjoying this record a whole lot. Love the album title too.

I need to get a really nice hat.

No way.

I'm assuming there will be some kind of huge, alcohol fueled orgy in leiu of a party for halloween, since that is the stereotype for college halloween parties.

It's at least 2 years old. No Warranty. I'm very saddened by this news. Guess I'll have to wait until christmas...

Detox and Chinese Democracy To Be Released On Same Day

I know a guy who dressed up like an iPod for Halloween. Only it wasn't a guy, it was a girl. And it wasn't an iPod, it was a prostitute.

Pitchfork: Now with even more pretentious ass wankery!

"Pitchfork actually reviews an album by a band you've heard of"

And my iPod is completely dead.

A zombie.

Dear Cber I've been invited to join two facebook groups, one pro-soggy cereal, and one pro-crunchy. What do I do?

I refuse to participate in something like this.

Apparently he would say something like that 4 times.

I have a meal plan and I only live like halfan hour away from home. I'll mange to eat somehow.

I'm thinking My Name Is Earl on DVD is a necessary purchase.

THE DO IT! Tomorrow is my roommate's thursday. It is my wednesday.

Isn't that the one that just came out?

I didn't think he would be able to make it. I was just talking about him because he was on The Daily Show. Very funny interview.