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And, I'll add:

Call me, Keira. Call me.

She's too hot.

Just bought:

Because I have to buy everything he writes

because I've heard so much about it.

I'm reading the franken one first, and then getting myself prepared for the Frey book. From what I heard, I'm not sure if I can handle it.

Yeah there's this girl I'm thinking of but she don't think of me like I think of her

And there's this girl I'm thinking and sometimes I don't think she thinks of me at all

And my friends say I'm acting like a fool

they say this girl ain't she half the jewel I think she is

But when I look at her all I see is

Blonde hair, blue eyes, perfect teeth, and her red-wine lips

she's got crazy burnin' hips running down down down her sides

and oh no she doesn't know i'm alive

I see her, on the bus, and I try to think of something for us to discuss

my tongue is tied, my mouth is dry, it's a scene I die when I try describe

all these nights when O try to fall asleep, she takes up 150,000 sheep... what am I gonna do?

Blonde hair, blue eyes, perfect teeth, and her red-wine lips

she's got crazy burnin' hips running down her sides

and oh no she doesn't know i'm alive

CAN I STILL TALK LIKE THIS??

She's not really a rock star, but man...

try and tell us our future's at stake

we're gonna slam dance on your grave

cause we don't give a shit about tomorrow

you say we're a bunch of lazy bums

we just wanna act stupid and have some fun

cause we don't give a shit about tomorrow

hey suburbia, hey suburbia, hey suburbia

we're in love with you

we won't end up like you want us to be

but so what 'cause we're always gonna be happy

cause we don't give a shit about tomorrow

tell us we'll regret the things we did

but we're just gonna give you a big wet kiss

cause we don't give a shit about tomorrow

hey suburbia, hey suburbia, hey suburbia

we're in love with you

top shelf comedy.

 

highlights include: "My Beard, Reviewed" and the unused DVD commentary for Lord of the Rings, Fellowship of the Ring by Noam Chomsky.

I am reading this now. It is really too funny. People at school were looking at me weird as I just laughed my ass off. The Noam Chomsky thing is hilarious.

Also the "How events of my life would be different if I had been shot in the stomache two times" and The newest jokes thing killed me.

Actually, too many good things in there to list any specific ones. They all had me rolling.

Thanks for this. Tomorrow I'm really gonna try and tackle this song.

 

Annie Hardy of Giant Drag

If the music is any good, i think I'm in love.

There's mine.

I want to read that. It sounds pretty good.

Me too.

...if you were to quote this post, it would only quote this part, not the "No, Kyle..." above. So it's not the nested quotes, it's multiple unnested quotes in a single post. I'm pretty sure that's new.

OMG U R RIGHT!11

I like the feature. It's nifty.

Shit, now essox is going to have to relearn the quote function.

"Honey I think your just right

Your just right..."

I think that's it... but not sure.

THAT CAT GOT OWNED!

Alright, now you need to learn how to play said piano.

Well, first you need a piano.

I probably sound like a retard, but anyone know the chords for "Monkey Mess">

It's a barred D-Sharp.

D#= X68886

I think.

That was scary.

i need a real heir to my throne.  she's 10 times cuter than bobbob, and probably smarter too.

I heard that.

She's got like 3200 posts to catch.

.niap a fo dnik si eno tahT. ?ecalos ko ,hguoht "sdrawskcab" no ti tes ton s'teL

That's impressive. No wonder your an admin. You definetly have super powers or something.

Bump.

k.