Sir Stewart

Would it be uncouth of me to tear out the throat of the new reporter here on account of her fingernails-on-chalkboard voice?

"Well, I'm scufflin' and I'm shufflin' and I'm walkin' on briars I'm not even acquainted with my own desires" I sing that line at least once a week in my head.

No one's posted this, right? http://snakesonaplane.varitalk.com/

Official. They came included with the videotape inside a clear plastic box. My favorite film promo item since my GoodFellas cigar. Although, Beltmann's angora Ed Wood sounds crazy delicious.

You don't even want to know... $5.

I don't want to get your hopes too high, but there was more than one available when I won mine. And that was only three months ago.

Damn.

eBay. Now I want this:

Alright, F**K, MARRY, KILL: Belinda Carlisle, Susanna Hoffs, Diane Keaton. GO!

Wow, you're right, but the memory of those suits had been buried over the years by memories of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issues 1983-1986.

Yeah, a guy I work with's been playing an album by...shit I can't think of who it is wright now, but they're from MPLS, and the tunes are great. Kind of a Pharcyde/J5 vibe. I'll think of it...four letters...something like "Golf"....

The moment the hot chick alien ate that guinea pig was probably the single most disturbing moment of the first ten years of my life.

Yeah, dogshit on toast is better than Walk Like An Egyptian, but The Bangles are still better than The Go-Gos.

True, that.

Diane Keaton had something to do with Belinda Carlisle's solo career. I think she directed the video for "Heaven Is A Place On Earth".

Yo just do it!

OMG best album ever twenty stars from ROlling Stone.

As soon as I saw Hard To Earn on your list I was all "SNAP!" I used to love that one- but I only had it on tape, years ago. Oh, and The Pharcyde topped my list.

This is as good a place as any to showcase my beloved Being John Malkovich nesting dolls.

I know.

I watched that again a few years back. Solid Gold.

Whatever I did when A-Rod won last year, maybe. I don't remember what that was, though. Y'know, I was writing to my bro-in-law earlier (he's a Yankee fan) about the Yankees losing the WS this year...but I couldn't decide whether to say they'd lose to the Dodgers or the Cardinals. I went with the Cardinals.

Cool. Every little bit helps.