Sir Stewart

I don't believe you. Will you invest in it, at least?

Suddenly I don't mind it as much.

Infants don't talk like that, man! JESUS!@!

I've never enjoyed that word either, except when it refers to brownies/cakes.

Here's to Modern Times!!!

You know what's weird, is no longer getting that helpless feeling when I would recognize an actor in something I was watching something, and couldn't think of where I knew them from. Now, there's no frustration, just a mental note to IMBD the character, find the actor, a shazam, whattaya know, that lady was the waitress in Natural Born Killers.

Jodie Foster! (I think?) Some name director made Bugsy Malone. Coppola maybe?

But not infants!!!!! $$$

"$1000 Wedding" sung by Willie!!!

How about everyone shuts the fuck up, everywhere, forever.

I'm seeking investors for an all-infant film production remake of GoodFellas, to be titled BabyFellas. Scenes include Tiki Lounge gangster introduction shot, ending with "And then there was Baby Two-Times who got that name because he said everything twice like: 'POOPY POOPY.'" Takers?

If you're friends of P, well then...you know the rest.

Thanks! I count three solid albums, not four. And the tour is sponsored by Bounce fabric softener?

Jay Leno's Tonight Show stint has been sub-Parr.

I saw homeless man wearing a shirt that read "It's All About Me!"

I'm gonna bet "A Quick One While He's Away" will be #1.

I saw a bald eagle soaring over a lake at Yellowstone.

Turned out their collab with Macy Gray, which was actually pretty good, was the start of BEP's downfall.

Damn. He's at the heart of some of my all-time favorite movie moments. "Baby Fish Mouth" in When Harry Met Sally "Yes I can, if Frank Sinatra says it's okay" in This Is Spinal Tap And of course, stealing the rug in The Godfather Part II. RIP

I want to go to Yellowstone again now.