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Cardinals reliever Josh Hancock killed in car crash Eds: INSERTS that Hancock was single, ADDS ballpark memorial in Cleveland, Auburn reax; team and police expected to make statement at 4 p.m. EDT. Moving on general news and sports services. By R.B. FALLSTROM AP Sports Writer ST. LOUIS (AP) - Josh Hancock, a key member of the bullpen that helped the St. Louis Cardinals win the World Series last season, was killed in a car crash early Sunday. The Cardinals postponed their home game Sunday night against the Chicago Cubs. It was the second time in less than five years that a St. Louis pitcher

Maybe your supposed to supply your own rhymes. Do they really make rhyming dictionaries?

I can take or leave Van Halen - they just don't churn enough for me. But here is a true story. The year? 1984 A.D. I was hanging out in the designated area outside my high school's cafeteria where kids could play hackey sack and smoke Marlboros. This kid Jeff has a magic marker and starts drawing the VH petroglyph on the wall. UNbeknownst to him, assistant principal Ted Peterson had come around the corner as soon as Jeff started drawing. Mr. Peterson, a man of no small wit, came up behind Jeff and watched him finish his graffittus. As soon as Jeff finished his sentiment, which was, "Van Halen

This made me cackle with schadenfreudistic glee! Heads Up, Yanks Fans: The Dolans Want to Buy Your Team Posted Apr 28th 2007 11:17AM by PostmanE Filed under: New York, Yankees, AL East, MLB Gossip, MLB Rumors Curt Schilling might have called Jon Heyman "Joe, Jack, John ... whatever his name is Heyman," but somehow, Heyman was able to go on with his day, emotional scars notwithstanding. Heyman's latest scoop is one that will likely make the ears of Yankee fans bleed: the Dolan family, the same ownership group that has turned the New York Knicks into a traveling circus (a very expensive ci

Golden State is sticking it to Dallas again. The Mavs look distinctly unhappy.

Talent like mine cannot be taught. You must be born with it.

Y'know, this could all be a devious plot on the part of the killer bees to, y'know, KILL us.

Here's the story I put in the paper this week, with the

I read somewhere that there's no verification that Einstein ever said that.

To be honest, I thought some sort of WMD would turn up somewhere. I thought the administration would be at least on the ball enough to plant something, but the fact they didn't indicates that they must have really believed some would turn up. It's one thing to be evil, but to be evil and stupid is just inexcusable.

I saw that. We as journalists totally fucked that one up.

Somebody should send that to Cbob-Earl's pa.

Ja, she is REAL good. Like 1985 Dwight Gooden good.

You are correct. I Endy Chavez.

I had an awesome time when I saw the Ozzy-fronted Sabbath in '99. I felt like I was among my own tribe.

On a squeeze play, no less. FUNDA-MENTALS!

Prisons don't go up overnight. I think most states would prefer to keep their cons close to them, but there's a lag in some places in cell space.

What happens is one state has too many prisoners - Arizona is like the Third Reich of the Southwest - and has to send them elsewhere, paying the boarding state a lot of money.

You have my support on this. You should see the kind of shit people send in for my paper.

It is on their "Dead Letter Office" compilation.

Blame Anna. She was too much woman for Flushing.