bjorn_skurj

Best wishes from me and Mr. Jones.

Back in first place in the NL East, are the Amazins.

I would imagine that college kids are big, if not the biggest, filesharers, so scaring the shit out of a certain percentage of them and perhaps ruining a few spring breaks probably goes a long way. I dunno. I would never hook up to one of those P2P things. I have enough problems as it is.

Lucky you. We saw this one a while back: http://www.melafilms.com/ It was good.

Yes. Young Americans aren't allowed to see buttf--king.

The key to becoming a rock writer is to be friends with whoever is in charge of giving out rock writing assignments. I cannot state this emphatically enough.

It's going to be on shortly - 11 p.m. EDT, on XM 133.

My 12th-grade French teacher was one of the best teachers I ever had. Marie Oettinger, je vous aime.

In 12th-grade French, our teacher showed us "Cousin, Cousine," which had boobies in it. My friend Kevin, who would go on to become president of the school board, was assigned to play lookout.

The Brewers are for real. That said,

Fondest wishes for a splendid birthday from the Admiral and I:

Well, it was a bad judgment call, but I think the substitute teacher who played it for them has a mental illness.

I heard this wasn't the greatest movie, but emotional distress?

Unless he goes on a tear, he probably won't get the record when the Giants play at Shea at the end of the month. It would be awesome if he did, though, as he would be so loudly booed REALITY ITSELF would split apart and shadow-demons from an alternate dimension would arise from the rift and carry him off to Gehenna.

Thank you. That is very helpful.

That is my econobeer of choice.

That is Example A. of a reviewer who really does not know what the hell he or she is talking about.

The cynic in me would like to say that to put a lid on Iraq, you gotta get a guy even worse than Saddam. May I suggest:

If I had a hammer, I'd hit it in the morning, I'd hit it in the evening all over this laaaaand.

I would imagine Detroit will plow through the Cavs as well.

And a dumb name too. She thinks she's the only person in the world ever to listen to Big Black?

Rock on with yourself and have a great birthday!

1. He doesn't DESERVE a lollipop. 2. With thanks to Armando Benitez.

I was at that show. The first of three times I saw the Dead live. It was a pretty damned good show, as I recall.

Dude, man, I am totally drinking box wine RIGHT NOW!