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GREAT story. Damn, I think I got turgid there for a moment.

Thank you, and may I say you are looking as delicious as a Parisian pastry.

Not a great pic, but I think my regal bearing comes through a little bit.

Why no he is NOT.

Michael Kay, veering into political commentary, lost his shit on the radio this afternoon, saying it was a direct insult to Obama and that Obama got screwed by his advisors, who should not have let him go unless Chicago was a lock.

With a tongue like that? NFW.

Best lead EVER from Judith Warner in the NYT today: I spent much of Tuesday watching Michael Moore. And all I could think about was female genital mutilation.

Ay yi yi.

"Lady Sniff" still cracks me up to this very day. Whenever the ex-wide receiver (now incarcerated) for the Giants would make a great catch, I would think (out loud sometimes) "Burress, bring me my bacon!"

"How old is 15, really?" - Dave Chappelle

No means no, I don't care how horny or entitled you feel. And no fucking 13-year-olds, whether they are willing or not. Nothing good can come of that.

I fully support Chicago in their efforts.

Once I stopped taking LSD, I kinda didn't listen to much of their stuff anymore, but they were some of the best LSD music ever. One hell of a live show.

That's weird - "Sicko" convinced me that I really had to get serious about losing weight and getting my diabetes wrangled, because I didn't want to get on the wrong side of my insurance company and find myself blind, stumpy and hopelessly in debt.

Jose Reyes. Oy.

It would be nice if there was some kind of MacNeil-Lehrer Report of sports. Well, maybe not that restrained, but something for grownups, with better music.

Say what you want about Pennington, but he does have the best completion percentage in NFL history. If his shoulder was just a little more durable ...

I like this one much better.

Well, now we know what to serve him with his bread and water.

There are two reasons the English came to America in the early 17th century - to make money (Virginia) and to build the New Jerusalem (Massachusetts). We have been struggling with that dual identity ever since. Sure, the Pilgrims wanted religious freedom - for themselves from the Church of England, so they could repress themselves and the native population.

Well, fuck it, then. When he gets to LA, just shoot him on the tarmac and throw his body in the tar pit.

This just in: Senate nixes public option. Health care reform is now a bucket of poop.

Correction - some of those French people. Polanski Case Exposes Divisions in France By DOREEN CARVAJAL and MICHAEL CIEPLY PARIS — While an international team of lawyers fought to free Roman Polanski from a Swiss jail, where he is being held for possible extradition tothe United States, the action against the 76-year-old film director isquickly exposing deep fault lines between his supporters in the arts, entertainment and politics and his increasingly outspoken critics. The reaction gained steam Tuesday after an array of celebrities and French political officials in the Sarkozy adm

Who's "we"? It's those French people who think he's so awesome he can rape teens and get away with it.