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gershon already has far too many girlfriends for me to want to marry him.

ction...if you have Vaxxine on that pop punk mix, maybe you could hook a sister up?

Except for the smoochy-smoochy ones.

Happy birthday, you non smoking bad ass chica!

I want to see an in focus picture of you in that one shirt before I can make my final decision.

Bound breasts, or no?

one one one one or two won't do 'cause I want it all and I said I said one spoonful won't do no, I want it all and I hope I hope hope you know what I'm thinking of I want all of your love I need all of your love she said if love if love is a poison cup then drink it up cause a sip a sip or a spoonful won't do won't do nothing for you but mess you up and I hope I hope hope you know what this means I forgive you everything I forgive you everything Mmmmm Ward.

Liar.

I always enjoy unboxing Christmas lights and finding a long black hair, and making up a story about the girl whose hair I am holding. Yes.

Some years ago a good friend of mine was shot in the head while walking home from his restaurant late at night, through a sketchy neighborhood. As far as I know he was not drunk, nor was he wearing a skimpy outfit. I saw no reason to blame him for this tragedy, except that knowing him, he probably smarted off to the boys that had him on the ground trying to rob him of the $5 he had in his pocket. Rape and murder are heinous crimes.

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It's Geofftivus!!!!

You could do what I do...drink H2O all day. It's not sweet at all.

Full Sturgeon Moon tonight. Doth the Moon care for the barking of a dog?

Wearing two schportz bras and I still feel like I need to bind my breasts to run. There must be a better way!

Happiest of birthdays to you!

And for good measure...two more shots that no one but you would understand...

Happy birthday, my friend! It won't be long now!

Good cereals (low fat, low sugar, low calories, moderate fiber) General Mills Cheerios Kellogg's Corn Flakes General Mills Kix Kellogg's Complete Wheat Bran Flakes Kellogg's Product 19 Kellogg's Special K Ok cereals (good fiber, low fat, added sugar) Kellogg's Frosted Mini-Wheats General Mills Multi Grain Cheerios Quaker Life Kellogg's Raisin Bran Health Valley Soy Flakes Quaker Apple Cinnamon Instant Oatmeal Quaker Oatmeal Squares Not so much.

Would raisin bran work as well?