froggie Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 (edited) you feel a little belch building up in your gut on a quiet morning train, so you let it quietly slip out - instead, it comes out as a loud burp ....... over to you.. Edited July 27, 2006 by froggie Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bjorn_skurj Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 In your country, is that considered more or less polite than ripping off a massive fart in public? And I hate it when fucking iTunes doesn't have an obscure 80s song that I really want to hear, like Captain Sensible's "Wot?" That's 99 U.S. cents they just lost out on. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
froggie Posted July 27, 2006 Author Share Posted July 27, 2006 its more polite. speaking of massive fart. about 8 years ago, i had a cold and blocked nose. on the way home, i needed to blow my nose on the train. BLOW BLOW BLOW BLOW BLOW FFFRRRRRTTTTT Quote Link to post Share on other sites
viatroy Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Captain Sensible -- thank you, that was driving me crazy! froggie -- the best thing about this story is that you remember it 8 years later. and this: " " Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spawn's dad Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 (edited) That's 99 U.S. cents they just lost out on. free is better anyway maxi version here's the regular version without all the pops and poor rip stuff Edited July 27, 2006 by gershon Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bjorn_skurj Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Awwww. Thanks, man! I am genuinely touched. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
froggie Posted July 27, 2006 Author Share Posted July 27, 2006 Captain Sensible -- thank you, that was driving me crazy! froggie -- the best thing about this story is that you remember it 8 years later. and this: " " if you were in my shoes that day on a crowded train, it'll be in your forever as well Quote Link to post Share on other sites
oceanman Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Back in my pothead days I was smoking a bowl with my girlfriend at the time and took more than I could chew,and in trying to hold it in I choked andI blew ass at the same time.Too much compression for one's body.So that pretty much broke the ice for the next eight years of flatuations. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Heartbreak Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 if you were in my shoes that day on a crowded train, it'll be in your forever as well Hell, everyone on the train probably still remembers it too! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
froggie Posted July 29, 2006 Author Share Posted July 29, 2006 nah, i get an earlier one these days. its the one with all the annoying 14 year old school girls. maybe i should let one rip in front of them - that'll guarantee me a seat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bjorn_skurj Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 You sholud make an "Aqualung" outfit for yourself. That'd guarantee you a wide berth. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beltmann Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 its more polite. speaking of massive fart. about 8 years ago, i had a cold and blocked nose. on the way home, i needed to blow my nose on the train. BLOW BLOW BLOW BLOW BLOW FFFRRRRRTTTTT That reminds me of the time one of my students farted himself awake. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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