tugmoose Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 No, That's Not a Penis Pump, Mom. Really By THE ASSOCIATED PRESSPublished: August 23, 2006Filed at 4:30 p.m. ET CHICAGO (AP) -- Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey. So he told security it was a bomb, officials said. Madin Azad Amin was stopped by officials on Aug. 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said. When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto. He later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said. He's been charged with felony disorderly conduct, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County state's attorney's office. Amin faces up to three years in prison if convicted. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 thank you, I needed that... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 I love it when tugmoose1 posts things and stuff. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
anodyne Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 i should be his defense lawyer. "your honor, he said it's THE bomb, not A bomb. this is the finest penis pump on the market. this is just a simple misunderstanding." he'd get a few hours community service plus court costs. this is an easy case! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Tatlock Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Enlarged trouser snake on a plane? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Kinsley Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Enlarged trouser snake on a plane? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
A Pretty War Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 What an idiot! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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