Atticus Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 I'm surprised that they let headphones anywhere near an MRI machine. On another note, read this and weep, bitches. Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 I'm now at peace with myself. Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted October 19, 2006 Author Share Posted October 19, 2006 Finally bought a new bottle of hand lotion? Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 yoga? Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Hold it now...hit it. Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Make 'em clap to this. Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 so I'm representing this couple who sold their house to a man, who happens to share the home with a female attorney. He has sued the couple I represent for allegedly failing to disclose some things about the house, and the woman with whom he shares the home is representing him. I filed a motion to have her removed from the case, because she's listed as a fact witness, which is a no-no for a variety of reasons, the most important being the fact that they can use attorney-client privilege to conceal relevant info (and also that he's basically getting a free ride at extorting $$ from my clients). When we had a hearing on my motion to have her disqualified, the judge ordered that I take the attorney's deposition, in front of the judge. This is taking place tomorrow afternoon. I'm putting together my outline of questions right now. There will obviously be a lot of questions about what she knows about the property, as well as repairs that were allegedly performed, etc., but I also get to ask about the nature of her relationship with the plaintiff, and she is under oath. This opens up the possibility of asking all kinds of personal questions, but I have to be mindful not to piss off the judge. So if you were being deposed, under oath, in front of a judge, what kind of wonderful questions would you want to make sure weren't on the agenda? Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Dearest Sean, I watched the full Rakim thing at Vh1.com and it owned as much as Rakim does...which is, as the kids on the street say, a lot. Paid in Full,Microphone Fiend So if you were being deposed, under oath, in front of a judge, what kind of wonderful questions would you want to make sure weren't on the agenda? To spank or not to spank? Link to post Share on other sites
Finna Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 I see a disturbing trend here: http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/10/19/stingray.reut/index.html All along we've been afraid of other humans when in fact it has been the stingrays who are making their move for DOMINANCE! Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted October 19, 2006 Author Share Posted October 19, 2006 So if you were being deposed, under oath, in front of a judge, what kind of wonderful questions would you want to make sure weren't on the agenda?"Which songs do you wish Wilco would stop playing live?" "What's your position on people who yell 'Freebird!' at concerts?" Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 So if you were being deposed, under oath, in front of a judge, what kind of wonderful questions would you want to make sure weren't on the agenda? "were you really wearing pants when that picture was taken?" Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 I see a disturbing trend here: http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/10/19/stingray.reut/index.html All along we've been afraid of other humans when in fact it has been the stingrays who are making their move for DOMINANCE! Link to post Share on other sites
JUDE Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 So if you were being deposed, under oath, in front of a judge, what kind of wonderful questions would you want to make sure weren't on the agenda? Hooper, Stroker Ace or Cannonball Run? Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 I'm going as Rakim for Halloween. Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted October 19, 2006 Author Share Posted October 19, 2006 So if you were being deposed, under oath, in front of a judge, what kind of wonderful questions would you want to make sure weren't on the agenda?"Have you ever had to beat your housemate with your own prosthetic leg?" Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Cool. Hey, we're going to J.J. Twiggs for pizza tonight if you want to show up. Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 No can do. Me and the oldest kid have to superglue his Scooby Doo vespa-looking toy together (the youngest kid broke it), and then we're having waffles. Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 [quote name='sean Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 "Have you ever had to beat your housemate with your own prosthetic leg?" that might be a good one. A few that didn't make the first edit: "who's usually on top?" "are you experiencing any hormonal spikes I should be aware of?" "Does the plaintiff sometimes make you feel like your emotional needs are not being satisfied?" "are those real?" Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 We tried to give the kid a frozen waffle once and he refused to eat it. "I only eat the waffles Daddy cooks." Valuable life lessons are already being learned at an astounding clip. P.S. Totally unrelated...the youngest kid laughs uncontrollably every time he sees the new EW cover with Borat on it. ALL TRUE STORIES Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 [quote name='sean Link to post Share on other sites
watch me fall Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 "are you experiencing any hormonal spikes I should be aware of?" This is not a good question to ask in any situation. Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 This is not a good question to ask in any situation. that's why it didn't make the cut. Link to post Share on other sites
Finna Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 "Have you ever had to beat your housemate with your own prosthetic leg?" Can Heather Mills PLEASE GET A BREAK?!?!?!? Not stabbed- a break. Preferably not on her good leg or in any way related to a motorcycle or land mine. Link to post Share on other sites
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