Duck-Billed Catechist Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 You cant agrue that pee is clean. Who would want pee on them?A jellyfish victim. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 A jellyfish victim.Myth. It's actually not good to pee on a jellyfish sting. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
napoleon Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 "you ain't cool unless you pee your pants." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
twirm Posted January 26, 2008 Author Share Posted January 26, 2008 Because using he/she in writing is awkward and I wasn't comfortable with calling you an "it." thanks, i guess.. raise your hand if you pee in pools (either public or private). okay, that's just sick. i'll pee in a lake, not problem...but a clean pool with other people swimming by? really?!? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Katie3 Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 If I don't pee when I'm in the shower, there's something wrong. Nothing quite says it better than that for me. [quote name='JUDE Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Duck-Billed Catechist Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Myth. It's actually not good to pee on a jellyfish sting.Well, maybe some jellyfish victims like it for other reasons. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tellya Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 poots smell worse in the bathtub Quote Link to post Share on other sites
froggie Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 i pissed in my female's fried car recently - i was busting, but by the time she found a service station or pub, there was some drops on the seat. woops!. i looked forward to a shower and change of pants when i got home! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
twirm Posted January 27, 2008 Author Share Posted January 27, 2008 i pissed in my female's fried car recently - i was busting, but by the time she found a service station or pub, there was some drops on the seat. woops!. i looked forward to a shower and change of pants when i got home! some drops = full puddle Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheMaker Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 I will piss anywhere. I used to piss in a laundry sink back when I lived in my old man's house in the days when he didn't have a downstairs bathroom. Initially it was a drunk-only activity, but following a little musing it soon became a regular deal. People are way too uppity 'bout shit, in general. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
twirm Posted January 27, 2008 Author Share Posted January 27, 2008 I will piss anywhere. I used to piss in a laundry sink back when I lived in my old man's house in the days when he didn't have a downstairs bathroom. Initially it was a drunk-only activity, but following a little musing it soon became a regular deal. People are way too uppity 'bout shit, in general. i know a girl who pees in the oven when she's blackout drunk. she's also been known to pee in the dishwasher. she would wake up and think that she just tried to wash dishes when she got home because of the puddle on the floor...we had to tape her doing it to prove anything to her. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Griddles Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Did she really think she tried to dishes while drunk? That would be hilarious if when a person became intoxicated they became a neat freak then vomited all over everything then had to take a shower, and pissed in the shower!The oven? I hope you do not eat her cooking. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 i pissed in my female's fried car recently - i was busting, but by the time she found a service station or pub, there was some drops on the seat. woops!. i looked forward to a shower and change of pants when i got home!I used to piss into beer bottles on long car rides quite often. Not as driver, but passenger. The screw-top bottles were convenient for this. I'm known to have the bladder of a gerbil once I get going on the beers and gfs/pals would get tired of having to pull over all the time. The only problem with this is that I often needed to pee more than 12 oz. so I had to go to another bottle(s) often in mid-piss. This is where I became adept at the crimp-and-switch. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Calexico Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Holy shit! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
So Long Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 I pissed in a Poland Spring bottle this past summer while on a road trip. I did pretty well too. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
twirm Posted January 27, 2008 Author Share Posted January 27, 2008 The oven? I hope you do not eat her cooking. we didn't do much cooking back then. it was in college. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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