Questions!

[Sir Stewart]

Huh?

I'm still waiting for a response to this.

[Mr. Kinsley]

I'm still waiting for a new question.

[Sir Stewart]

I'm probably waiting for something else, too. I just don't know what.

[jenbobblehead]

It is time to elect the world leader, and yours is the deciding vote. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:

 

* Candidate A: He associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologers. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks up to ten Martinis a day.

* Candidate B: He was ejected from office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a large amounts of whisky every evening.

* Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extra-marital affairs.

[VenusStopsTrain2]

It is time to elect the world leader, and yours is the deciding vote. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:

 

* Candidate A: He associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologers. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks up to ten Martinis a day.

* Candidate B: He was ejected from office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a large amounts of whisky every evening.

* Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extra-marital affairs.

 

This is where we all vote for C because we 'think' based on what you've told us he is the best candidate.but really you want us to vote for A or B because actually they were real presidents. right?

[Sir Stewart]

I think Hitler's involved.

[Griddles]

I am pretty sure that Hitler is C. I had to undergo a similar thing in High school, my classmates voted almost unanimously for Hitler, I thought it was hilarious. I have no idea who the other two are, maybe Regan is A? I would vote for B, sleeping until noon, sounds like my kind of leader.

[Katie3]

C is so definitely Hitler. I don't know presidents though, so I couldn't say for A or B. However, My vote goes for B. My brother says A.

[radiokills]

Think of someone who is your friend (do not select your best friend, but make sure the person is someone you would classify as "considerably more than an acquaintance"). This friend is going to be attacked by a grizzly bear. Now, the person will survive this bear attack; that is guaranteed. There is a 100 percent chance that your friend will live. However, the extent of his injuries is unknown; he might receive nothing but a few superficial scratches, but he also might lose a limb (or multiple limbs). He might recover completely in twenty-four hours with nothing but a great story, or he might spend the rest of his life in a wheelchair.

 

Somehow, you have the ability to stop this attack from happening. You can magically save your friend from the bear. But his (or her) salvation will come at a peculiar price: if you choose to stop the bear, it will always rain. For the rest of your life, wherever you go, it will be raining. Sometimes it will pour and sometimes it will drizzle - but it will never not be raining. It won't rain over the totality of the earth, nor will the hydrological cycle be disrupted; these storm clouds will be isolated, and they will focus entirely on your specific whereabouts. You will never see the sun again.

 

Do you stop the bear and accept a lifetime of rain?

[Griddles]

If it cold will it snow?

I would not mind the rain, kind of like the rain god in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.