Polar bear controversy

[m_thomp]

Have W.O.F.D.C.A.P. (World Organisation For Decreasing Captive Animal Problems) been informed about the polar bear? A few years ago W.O.F.D.C.A.P. incorporating A.A.A.A.A.A.A.Z. - Against Animal Anger and Autocausal Abuse Atrocities in Zoo's, started their campaign to help Carla the Elephant who had her trunk stuck in her anus.

 

At the time many celebrities offered their support to help Carla's plight, including:

 

Britt Eckland: "Last year they (W.O.F.D.C.A.P.) stopped penguins catapulting each other through the glass roof at Sydney Zoo. Last month they stopped a pig throwing itself on to a python, in a two way death pact, in Chester."

 

Wolf the Gladiator: "Urgent News. Carla has started to ingest her own head. Her dunkbump mechanism has blown. There's bloody vegetable gas everywhere."

 

Alexandra Paul: "Hi, this is Alexandra Paul from Baywatch, please help me get Carla's head out of her guts now, before she explodes."

 

I'm pleased to say that all the positive campaigning paid off, enough money was raised to untangle Carla, who is now back in the wild and free from prohibitive captivity.

[Synthesizer Patel]

Have W.O.F.D.C.A.P. (World Organisation For Decreasing Captive Animal Problems) been informed about the polar bear? A few years ago W.O.F.D.C.A.P. incorporating A.A.A.A.A.A.A.Z. - Against Animal Anger and Autocausal Abuse Atrocities in Zoo's, started their campaign to help Carla the Elephant who had her trunk stuck in her anus.

 

At the time many celebrities offered their support to help Carla's plight, including:

 

Britt Eckland: "Last year they (W.O.F.D.C.A.P.) stopped penguins catapulting each other through the glass roof at Sydney Zoo. Last month they stopped a pig throwing itself on to a python, in a two way death pact, in Chester."

 

Wolf the Gladiator: "Urgent News. Carla has started to ingest her own head. Her dunkbump mechanism has blown. There's bloody vegetable gas everywhere."

 

Alexandra Paul: "Hi, this is Alexandra Paul from Baywatch, please help me get Carla's head out of her guts now, before she explodes."

 

I'm pleased to say that all the positive campaigning paid off, enough money was raised to untangle Carla, who is now back in the wild and free from prohibitive captivity.

 

"An elephant could no more stick its trunk up its arse than we could lick our balls" - Nicholas Parsons

[Serak_the_Preparer]

panda bears are rad.

 

I always thought Panda Bears were in the racoon family, but I did some research and found out that they recently determined they are actually in the bear family. I learn something new everyday...and now i can stop learning today