Moss Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 So I was at the mall and I passed one of them Kiosks. Some extremely cute Israeli woman grabbed me and before I knew it shined up one of my fingernails to a mirror like finish. Apparently I have a thing for Israeli accents (who knew?) because $80 later I have some kind of horseshit nail polishing kit. My wife doesn't even care about nails. At least I drew the line at buying $100 worth of dead sea salt, apparently used as a dead skin cell remover. She was cute though. What a Rube. I'm so ashamed. Damn if my nail isn't still shiny though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
remphish1 Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Dead Sea Salt is very theraputic! I swam in the Dead Sea and took a mud bath it was awesome! If you want more great Isralei accents go to Sabon. They are an Israeli company who makes skin products and there stores are filled with lots of women with Isralei accents Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moss Posted December 18, 2008 Author Share Posted December 18, 2008 Sweet! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
remphish1 Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Sweet! Or call (and you can listen to the accents? )....they might not be outside of the NYC area! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jenbobblehead Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 They are at all the malls, from Hawaii to Virginia. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Party @ the Moontower Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Gosh darn same lady & booth here in MO..and in KS!!! CONSPIRACY I SAY!!!!! It's all about avoiding the eyes...look away, look away. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tugmoose Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 First off, assuming you're older than 16, what are you doing at a mall? (asked with snobbish disdain and a bonus snicker.) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mrs. Peel Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 I got one of those kits for Christmas last year. Are you telling me my husband succumbed to a beautiful Israeli woman?Incidentally, his nail was noticeably shiny for MONTHS after that demo. And I've never used the kit because I don't care about my nails either. I have the gift of strong and long nails even though I don't do anything to help them along. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Party @ the Moontower Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 "What would you say if I can make your nails look healthy and clean for two weeks?" she asked."Sorry I am absolutely 100% not interested," I exclaimed."Oh no problem just give me two minutes, just two minutes and I will show you an amazing product," she continued. You know Jeff Tweedy uses this? What's your name?" "Moss," I said. "I'ts Moss, and sure, I'll buy whatever you have." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moss Posted December 19, 2008 Author Share Posted December 19, 2008 Holy Crap, you were there! You forgot the part about her just getting out of the Mossad. What really sucks is I buy the damn kit for like $70 and she offers to throw in 2 more for $40. I was stunned but then started thinking, you know, the mother in law might like one of these.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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