Sweet Papa Crimbo Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 To add to the existential angst I am experiencing with turning 50, yesterday I got a sales brouchere mailer from a 'Retirement' village. Nice. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
u2roolz Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 I feel for you man. Because my name is Kristofor I was sent a Miss Teen USA Application at the tender and tight age of 13. And a friend of mine named Daniel was sent a free pair of L'eggs panty hose at the age of 17. He was then called Danny Hose. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The High Heat Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 To add to the existential angst I am experiencing with turning 50, yesterday I got a sales brouchere mailer from a 'Retirement' village. Nice.Getting any sweet deals from AARP yet?Half price at the IHOP! Whoohoo! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sweet Papa Crimbo Posted May 12, 2010 Author Share Posted May 12, 2010 Getting any sweet deals from AARP yet?Half price at the IHOP! Whoohoo! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Speed Racer Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 Oh man, my dad peed his fucking pants when he was eligible to join AARP. He practically knocks people over to get to the front of the line for senior discounts and early bird specials. But my parents were not amused when they started receiving mail at their home address, addressed to me, from Tidewell Hospices. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost of Electricity Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 Once they wouldn't let me buy beer at the grocery store because my driver's license was off by a foot: I'm 6'2" and it said i was 5'2". I was probably 33 or 34 at the time. I was irritates at the time, but now a mere four or 5 years later i would be flattered and/or relieved, and more intoxicated at the unwitting compliment than the six-pack could get me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moss Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 To add to the existential angst I am experiencing with turning 50, yesterday I got a sales brouchere mailer from a 'Retirement' village. Nice. Was it from "Grey Gables"? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The High Heat Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 Sweet Fancy Moses! If you're not going to use those IHOP discounts, can I have them? I loves me some late night breakfast! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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