Mr. Kinsley

We can't give Colbert all the credit here. Elanor Holmes Norton has an amazing sense of humor to pull that off with a straight face. At least I hope she was kidding around.

OK people, it's been nearly an hour and nobody has posted here. It's mid day on a Friday, fer Chrissakes! I don't see people giving it 110% here!

Bastard!! I just spent hours (OK, like, 3 minutes) looking for that to post and you beat me to it!

I call next with the winner.

I just laughed so hard I think I woke up the Twinsleys.

The term 'Bible Banger' itself seems far more sacreligious than anything in that picture. Eeew.

I just finished making homemade double chocolate chocolate chip ice cream for mrs k's birthday dinner on Sat. Unfortunately, I don't think said ice cream will live to see Fri. Bucket of choc. ice cream-->

Don't "cross" the beams!!

There. Fixed it for ya'.

I can't believe that nobody even mentioned Gary as a possible IP suspect. Some of that shit was quite ammusing. "Excuse me ma'am, I think you dropped something." That's good stuff right there. A little harsh, but it's funny.

"Tail?" Uh... yeah!

So, in an effort to get caught up I read through the last 10 or so pages really quickly. Congratulations bobob on getting stroked by M. Chris. And what's this about mossy pennies?

Actually, the tiles I used were 3" white octagons with 1" blue squares (diamonds) in between. But they had a mesh backing that held them together in a 4 x 4 pattern, which gave you a 12" set of tiles that were all in one piece. I realize I'm not explaining it very well, but it will make sense when you're in the store Kev. Here's a link on how to install tile. Don't do what I did and put the adhesive on too thick. It took almost a week for the tiles to finally set!

I don't know what's funnier - your "friend" doing that or that you referred to masturbation as giving oneself a hand job. Did your "friend" have to get himself drunk to coerce himself into said hand job?

Does the wife not dig the fact that the med cab is built in or does she not like recessed cabinets. If it's the latter I suggest therapy. If it's the former, a new, updated looking cabinet is really quite easy - as long as you can figure out how to use a level. Flooring: tile. Two words of advice here. 1- Make damn sure you get enough. Last summer I retiled our bathroom and, due to a couple of mishaps along the way where I screwed up some tiles and had to chuck them, I was one 3x3 tile short. After spending about 7 hours on my hands and knees and then come up that much short - I looked/sound

I'm not falling for it.

I can't stomach what little I've already seen, let alone go back for more. I'll take your word for it.

Again, two things come to mind at the 4:40 mark: a) Why doesn't someone give him his medication at that point? Why doesn't everyone get up on their feet - and leave! All he does is sing covers? Please.

That would conotate something at least fairly good, wouldn't it?

I can't figure out what I'm more upset about: a) All those people in the crowd that he walks through, and not one of them tries to take him out. All those people showed up to watch Taylor Hicks. I will give him one small bit of credit for actually playing guitar. I didn't watch long enough to find out if he can play it well, but at least he tries.

Asian engineer: "This project is in dire danger of falling apart. We must act quickly and decisively. Kevin, what are your thoughts?" El F: "Ichiban!" Asian engineer: "Uh... I'm not sure I..." El F: "Domo arigato!" Asian engineer: "So you're trying to say..." El F: "KONICHIWA!!!!!" Asian engineer: "Fuckin' A dude, we speak perfectly good English!" El F: "Ah, so!" Asian engineer: [click]

Can't see it from the Drain Cam either.

What!? I mean it's not like A-man is in charge aroun....