Mr. Kinsley

Have a good one Gary!

I think you now have a homework assignment for the weekend. I expect a 3-page report on my desk first thing Monday morning, young man. That, and get yourself an avatar already. Sheesh!

Along with that I'd like to add in leather and brick dust on a cool spring morning, right before little league game. But yes, clean baby is pretty hard to beat. Swirling around a really good glass of zinfandel and sticking your nose down into the glass is really high up on my list as well.

The funny thing about this smiley is that the butt turns red before the spanking.

(And yes Flick, I'm with you on your original sentiment.)

Aw shucks. Thanks guys! So far it's been a pretty good birthday - Aaron got his helmet off today! His little noggin' is now darn near symetrical. Soon. Very soon. Can you believe that was a year ago??? I saw a Little Debbie delivery truck the other day and chuckled to myself. We could only dream. Thanks cryptique and Senor Famous! In this case regifting isn't just acceptable, it's essential. Actually, this evening the lovely, talented, and extraordinarily thoughtful mrs. k is taking me to dinner at The Little Door (sounds like an old porno, but it's really a nice res

Weird. I was just listening to that today for the first time in about 7 years. You must have heard me. Irvine's not that far from Sherman Oaks.

Now that you mention it, there are really only 2 girls in the whole deal who seem genuinly OK with being there. It's hard to tell on the one in the front row, far left. I don't think she's been physically able to smile since the Major administratiion.

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You need to get on that.

This Just In: I have no clue as to the guilt or innocence of the creepy child molester guyt in Thailand. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.

Ironically enough, I had to turn off the pop-up blocker to view that.

I'm even noticing a thong... as in the slipper that is. The other is a given.

I was looking at Jude's avatar (again) and realized I'd never seen the actual red carpet feel-up incident with Scarlett. Then I realized that YouTube is only a couple of clicks away! The clip I found was of Ryan Seacrest and (I think) Jillian Barberie commenting on the incident while it plays on a split screen. Watch Ryan's face when Jillian (or her dopelganger) comments about how the reason the guy who did it was able to get away with it was because he was gay. I think I'd like to play Texas Hold'em with Seacrest.

I was going to be a smart-ass and post a picture of the Crypt Keeper and try to come up with some lame-yet-moderately witty joke tying into your screen name, but when I did a search this picture came up for some reason: I sort of lost track of what I was doing after that. Oh, yeah. And happy birthday!

Ty Cobb didn't have a uniform number. Really.

If it got to that point, probably a restraining order.

I wish I'd have seen this when the Ms. Yvon b-day thread was new and topical.

Man am I ever behind! I think of one of my favorite Fusco Brothers cartoons. [Waitress behind counter at coffee shop taking orders.] Lars: Coffee. Rolf: Iced Cappuccino. Waitress: Right. ------ Lars:Iced Cappuccino?? Personally, Rolf, I like my coffee the way I like my women... HOT!! ------ Rolf: Me too Lars... Cold, Pretentios, and in glasses. Nicely played, O-man.

You left out one detail.

Y Sorry that your birthday spanking was applied to the Giants. Seems to have been a miscommunication. Happy Birthday anyways.