Mr. Kinsley

Am I the only person childish enough around here who, upon reading the title of this thread, thought, "With his weiner?" And no, I don't think we should be talking about this.

It's enough that I'm embarassed to be eating while I type this.

cha-CHING!!!!

I had no idea he was such a slut!

Damn it Sir Stew! You went and reminded me that we have graham crackers and peanut butter. Now I have to eat them! And damn it if they aren't really good, too!

Apparantly DBoone and his g-friend are vampires. You don't show up in your own vacation photos!

I call bullshit. I think I have that soundtrack, though.

I like all of them except Is That the Thanks I Get. It's just very... pedestrian. It could end up being phenomenal, but the version I heard is missing something.

She didn't even try to sell her screen name. Pfffft! I'm soooo sure.

I say try to remind her of all the fun you had in SF, and how you've really learned your lesson on the gambiling and drinking. (Just drinking's OK, though!) The SF part of your trip sounded fantastic. I love that area and can't wait to go back. Any pics? (No Jude, not THOSE kind of pics! )

Aw, c'mon ction. That's pretty harsh. I bet ya' $5 that he's not kidding.

At this point she's become sort of like the Agony of Defeat guy from Wide World of Sports. But way hotter.

What is this Doubter board you speak of?

Badger. Definitely a badger.

Fixed it for you. Cool dedication!

Who do you think would be her running mate?

Oh goody. We get him back? I'm with Darkstar's theory on the confession. I say extradite his crazy ass back to Thailand and let 'em go hog wild on him. Or stick him in the toughest maximum security prison here in California. That won't cost taxpayers very much, since he'll last all of 15 minutes.

I already did. They are rather lovely, aren't they.

Good times indeed! Oh, and hey Reni! Loneliness is what you get for being responsible and shit at work. Tell Jorge that I wore "the shirt" out in public for the first time today. With the Twinsleys in tow nobody even noticed the shirt. Like they'd even understand it.

But they are technically commiting statutory rape. Granted, it's not exactly violent, but the teachers should know better. They are there to teach reading and writing, not the ways of love. That's what prom and freshmen year in the college dorms are for.

But he was also wacky. Wack? Definitely. You've gotta know your audience a little better than that. That's like making comments about women's hormones making them crazy during a post on student/teacher sex. Oh. Wait.

At my wedding the wacky-ass DJ's "helper" took a turn at spinning some tunes and played that song and dedicated it to all the ladies. Oh, and Sir S and El El Bean, your bedroom technique seminar had me in tears I was laughing so hard!

But I tried really hard!