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I had a pox upon me. I have filed my paperwork to within 6 inches of its life. I am putting my laundry away. I am mailing DVDs I am going to the grocery store. I am taking the trash out. I am washing my hair. I am emptying the dishwasher. I am making tacos for dinner. I am watching Little Voice. I am planning my next career.

a very merry, and many happy returns amigo!!

thanks (again) guys! I got a chain saw for my birthday!

LONDON, England (Reuters) -- Hedgehogs have finally humbled burger giant McDonald's after years of campaigning, forcing the company to redesign its killer McFlurry ice-cream containers. Up to now the opening in the container has been large enough for hedgehogs to get their heads into for a lick of the left-over dessert -- a trap they have then been unable to withdraw from, so dying of starvation in untold numbers. But from September 1, the wide-mouthed opening in the lid of the McFlurry containers will be reduced in size, making them too small for the sugar-loving animals to get their head

ZANZIBAR, Tanzania (AP) -- A huge beach party to honor late Queen frontman Freddie Mercury must be stopped because the Zanzibar-born rock star was gay, a Muslim leader said Thursday. Mercury, who died of AIDS in 1991, violated Islam with his flamboyant lifestyle, said Azan Khalid of Zanzibar's Association for Islamic Mobilization and Propagation. "That's why he was branded a Queen," Khalid said, adding that anything linking Mercury with Zanzibar's Muslim population would be offensive. who knew he was from Zanzibar?!? Is that where that Olivia Newton John movie took place?

did Bob play the scary bad guy with the big eyeball and long straight white hair in Lord of the Rings?

I wrote the lyric "distance has no way of making love understandable", but at least he kept me in lotion and I escaped without harm. It's time the world knew.

Right you are. He's a keeper.

Pinchbeck? son of beats, he's convinced we could be and should be on the verge of a mass conversion to a higher consciousness through the use of hallucinogens. He talked about one drug that gives you an incredible 7 minute high that feels like 7 years (or something to that effect.)

I'll call you whatever you want as long as you organize my studio and ebay. Also paypal of course.

Im all about bartering -- whatchoo got? I've been known to accept cash and credit cards as well, which Im going to have to start paying attention to again.

yes, yes it is.

George Costanza is on Rescue Me?

The sports complex at Hoosac School is named after Harry Dick. No lie. why do you hate Wilco? and where the heck have you been anyway?

im e-furious at you right now

what's the presale password these days?

portorico.com Shade-Grown refers to coffees grown on traditional coffee farms, whose canopies of diverse native tree species have been shown to offer habitat for migratory songbirds. Criteria for "Bird-Friendly" coffees were drafted by the Smithsonian Migratory Bird Center, which oversees and administers the program. This is a biodiversity certification, where birds are a surrogate for broader conservation goals. All of our organic coffees are Shade-Grown - the Costa Rican, Mexican and Peruvian are also SMBC-certified Bird-Friendly.

I had oldies week a couple weeks ago --- Tom Petty, Allman Brothers and CSNY.

thanks ben ... my desk is now covered with spewed muffin crumbs.

just like kindergarten, naps are useful to counterbalance the weird sleep patterns of college students. I am wearing Anderson Cooper's mama's pants.

many happy returns Paul! See you in Morgantown!

where do I sign up Dan?