Internet Police

Despite that photo being an obvious fake you could probably wear Spawn's clothes.

Wrong

pics?

you sound like the maker

pre-nup, eh?

I haven't checked the book yet, but wouldn't kicking a bus stop into the crick be some kind of littering?

wow. I love animals too. bring on the adulation!

I have no idea who that is

what's with the guy in the giant hamster ball?

not at all now reading: not much to do with jesus actually, but this is a great book

I lost the keys to my main VC vehicle, so sean was nice enough to loan me his police cruiser. I see the drunk is back. got any new party stories for us?

For sticking that image in peoples' heads you're getting the book thrown at you.

There's nothing quite like the feeling of a lead-filled billy club bouncing off an XL size tiara.

pay attention to me posts in any form don't really help build community.

Consider yourself cited. One count of retardation with intent to post.

I'd like to extend to you an offer to join our community outreach program, Citizens On Patrol or COP.

If this were the 1960's, you'd be beaten with a sock full of oranges or a rubber hose for such an accusation.

Impersonating an officer is a felony. The internet is no exception.

Excuse me ma'am, I think you dropped something.

easy does it, little lady. save that sort of stuff for barelylegal.com

You've got good instincts. Have you ever thought about joining the force? On a scale of 1 to 10, how little do you trust hispanics with camera phones?

I fully support the actions of my brothers in Philadelphia. That kid looks guilty of something.

I'm writing you up for an excessive jealousy citation. You can either pre-pay the fine or go to court and plead your case - the choice is yours.

I'll handle this sir. Everyone just move along...