EL the Famous

I just saw your note on needing a bed. I happen to know Madonna's blow job coach for the bottle scene in 'Truth or Dare' and could probably get the bed she used duting 'Like a Virgin' on the VOGUE tour. I'll make some calls.

Please send your measurements and three (3) semi-nude photos via PM (hi-res GIF format, please). I'll put in a good word during deliberation during the application process and if you make the cut, will fly you in to attend a band practice at 'the loft'...BYOB&P (bring your own bodypaint & pasties)...where you may be asked to wrestle the other finalists on a faux bearskin rug to the sweet sounds of Screamin' Jay Hawkins and/or Alphaville. GOOD LUCK AND MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!

I think I need to start a New Wave band. We would call ourselves Dr. Huevos Mysterioso & the Hypnotic Eyes and wear matching velvet suits, fezes, protective eyewear and skinny ties. It would also require two go-go dancers w/ boomin' chests and asses, to sing the girl parts when we cover B-52's 'Lava' and 'Strobelight'. There would be fan particpation segment, where fan club members chosen by lottery prior to each gig would be able to decorate each dancer w/ body paint and glitter ala Laugh-In and/or be impregnated by the drummer on-stage before the encore. Instead of traveling by tourbus,

Happy Birthday, Doctor Mom!

1. NO MORE BUSH!!! 2. NO MORE BUSH!!! 3. NO MORE BUSH!!! 4. NO MORE BUSH!!! 5. ROBOCOP!!!

I really thought I hit paydirt when I found the clip of Robocop saving Sting (the wrestler) from 3 of the 4 Horsemen, but that whole Bush thing is phenomenal. To be fair, it came to via a myspace friend request from the Liberal Democratic Society or whatever...after seeing that in their comments space, I accepted immediately.

NO MORE BUSH!!! Sooooo not work safe, but absolutely fantastic.

Dude, I DL'ed 'Humans Being' from the Twister soundtrack yesterday...c'mon. For LK and Sir S. I watch this one often. It makes me . J-J-Jammin' On the One.

Apparently, Einstein got a lot of ass.

Sweet Jesus off of the Top Turnbuckle! That is absolutely 100% fantastic.

oh, absolutely. actually, it seems Owen is my mini-me (poor kid) and Logan is taking most of his looks from Mom (lucky boy).

Yeah, O is smiling/laughing a lot more. Not as much as his brother, who smiles at anyone and anything...he has three settings: 1) Smile 2) Laugh 3) Sleep

I fully endorse that awesome home-made t-shirt. Well done!

O is on the left, Lo on the right. The look on Owen's face...planning world domination or gas? You make the call.

Z-Man!

My sister got me the Anthony Kiedis auto-bio...i'm not sure I really want to read it.

I do. Had to be around the same time, he had really long hair and was sporting a leather vest. Good luck, my query for 'Steve Jones' turned up nothing of worth. I am currently contemplating a DL of TESLA's 'Heaven's Trail (No Way Out)'.

Yeah, it's pretty damn bad...but lovable in a cheesy dusk of the 80's way. You want really bad, check that vid for Heart of Soul. Ian pulled out every wannabe-Morrison and/or Messiah trick in that one from an Indian headress to a crown of thorns. Still, I love pretty much every thing they've ever put out. To put them in the same league as Vince Neil and Faster Pussycat is blasphemy. Shame! On a related note, I DL'ed several Gene Loves Jezebel tracks from iTunes today...more selections in this month's series: 'Songs I Used to Love When My Hair Was Way Too Long'. On an only moderately realte

Yep, unless your workplace doesn't allow rocking power ballads.

One more...for the tri-fecta.

Awesome! THIS ONE IS FOR EDIE...

That sounds lewd.

I am slightly intrigued about what exactly goes into making a BJ a 'life-affirming' BJ. Never mind, Flick's post did the trick.

You're dead to me and as far as Slurpees go, for the past 2-3 weeks, I have had one of the Mountain Dew versions close to every night after the kids have been put to bed.

We are going to have to do a running change on the packaging for 'Verona' as we will receive the second stage of HAC (Hearing Aid Compliance) after the product has begun shipping and will need to designate as such.