EL the Famous

Exactly.

I just DL'ed 'Sleeping My Day Away' by D.A.D. from iTunes...I, honestly, feel like a fucking college freshman listening to it. Just remember, if given the option, you want to 'pitch'...

No, but I have no doubt in my mind if Jesus would have ever been in a rock band...it would have been Damn Yankees. I just DL'ed Honeymoon Suite's 'Feel it Again' from iTunes...I, honestly, feel like a fucking teenager listening to it.

FUCK YEAH! KISS MY AMERICAN ASS!

1. Big Trouble in Little China 2. Escape from New York 3. Tango & Cash 4. Used Cars 5. The Thing

1. Ric 2. Tully 3. Arn 4. Ole 5. J.J.

It would be the perfect soundtrack to making dinner in your bikini.

Really? I thought it had already aired. Like I said, I only saw a handful of the first season episodes. Whoops.

I chose to go back and watch the Damn Yankees video again on YouTube.

Really? You didn't like the first one? We rented it after all the brouhaha and really enjoyed it. Heard the sequel is another fine summertime popcorn flick. Hey, Eric, while I have you and we're talking sequels, have you heard anything about another installment in the wonderful Charlie's Angels franchise? You seem tied in and all, so I thought i'd check.

I'd be interested in that as well.

I don't doubt it, but I still think it's funny. I'll wear my Cubs hat to any park, any game...but that's moronic and grounds for an ass-kicking.

Seconded. I didn't catch Reno 911...watched Venture Brothers instead, as it was a re-run I hadn't seen yet. I'll catch it during the week. Thoughts on 'Dog Bites Man'? I want to really like that show, but it usually only has a few funny spots.

I like the fact they have a promo called 'Mullet Night' at Comiskey, when EVERY night is Mullet Night at Comiskey.

...and deflecting motherfucking bullets from the fuzz w/ his rocking guitar solo! Can You Fly Me Over Yesterday?

...or pretend you were time traveling. While the show itself is abysmal, I saw a commercial for Spade's Showbiz Show on Comedy Central where he was reading a story on Phill Collins's divorce where Collins stated it was based on the fact 'IT'S ALL BEEN A PACK OF LIES.' I laughed.

Is Ivan Drago in this one? It is my viewpoint that he should have received his own spinoff film franchise, ala Red Sonja starring his on-screen handler Brigitte Nielson, where he fought Clubber Lang, Thunderlips and The Master Blaster from 'Mad Max III: Beyond Thunderdome'...at the same time, w/ world peace at stake.

I don't get it.

It is my sincerest hope, that they still have the Time Tunnel ride. We went on many of a family vacation to St. Louis and Six Flags was always on the agenda. I also have a cassette tape of myself and three buddies trading verses on what may be the most classic version of 'Parents Just Don't Understand' recorded at the 'You Sing It' booth...under the name 'Three Times Dope +1'.

You may need to think about going to ballgames in a plastic bubble or suit of armor.

Very. The first sketch had potential, but just never took off. My hope is that they get funnier, the preview clips of his MTV Cribs episode looked like vintage material.

In 1988, way before today's popularity of ironic apparel and on our annual high school band trip to St. Louis we took every summer to march in the 4th of July parade, my buddies and I cleared one of the Six Flags gift shops out of every camoflauge Ted Nugent Rock Army tees they had and wore them at the first school dance of the year. None of us actually like Nugent, but being in his 'Rock Army' seemed like surefire way to get some trim. Kate, you are 100% on point...I think she's only with me because of the children and my pectoral muscles.

If you've never heard Cat Scratch Fever, than you have never, EVER listened to classic rock radio. Which, is almost sad in a way.

'Bonham' Nugent: Cat Scratch Fever, Stranglehold, Take Me Higher (w/ 'supergroup' Damn Yankees)

I hate that dude from Biohazard based solely on my jealousy over how insanely hot his wife is in proportion to how much of a complete jackass he is.