Dude

Hey, man, slow down. Slow down.

in between the great album and now he's had a leg shortened, sold all his earthly possessions, lived in rick rubin's garage and hit on asian chicks at harvard. and stuff. he's not all right in the head. (especially the hitting on asian chicks at harvard part.)

farewell, my sweet lady.

for all they know, I could have hacked into your account and posted this.

that's not what I heard...

chicago clique / superfan board or doubter board?

we have that all spelled out in a prenup.

nah. she tells me you did though.

Rivers is pretty much insane, so that obviously gets in the way of things.

i'm not the one banging two rocks together, i mean, banging on a typewriter.

Do you still use an abacus?

sno-caps + Icee = crazy delicious?

my dewy-eyed disney bride, what has tried swapping your blood with formaldehyde? monsters? whiskey-plied voices cried fratricide jesus don't you know that you could've died (you should've died) with the monsters that talk, monsters that walk the earth and she's got red lipstick and a bright pair of shoes and she's got knee high socks, what to cover a bruise she's got an old death kit she's been meaning to use she's got blood in her eyes, in her eyes for you she's got blood in her eyes for you certain fads, stripes and plaids, singles ads they run you hot and cold like a rheostat, i mean a

Grossly offended. Don't hate the playa - hate the game.

Ouch. That's cold.

He's actually going to play Jack Sparrow's dad: Keith Richards to be in 'Pirates' movie By SARAH BALL, Associated Press Writer Tue Jul 4, 12:15 PM ET LONDON - Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards is lined up to play the swashbuckling father of a pirate in the third installment of the "Pirates of the Caribbean" series, star Johnny Depp said Tuesday. Producer Jerry Bruckheimer said Richards would have a cameo role as the father of the flamboyant Captain Jack Sparrow, played by Depp, in the third "Pirates" movie, which is due to resume filming next month in California. Depp, 43, has

top 5 vomit inducers?

Then you want the Led Zep font, dooooood.

Well, they ought to be banned...

Is it like Cotton-Eyed Joe?

Gacy?

Some covers aren't meant to be lifted.