Dude

I bet you sound just like my mom.

Change #5 to #1 and you've got yourself a list there.

1. Lawyers 2. Guns 3. Money 4. Sex 5. Drugs

I guess the original line-up reunion ain't ever gonna happen.

I'll send someone $5 if they're willing to call my boss up pretending they're my mom coming to pick me up from work because I have a stomach ache.

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

You Still Believe in Me reminds me of Christmas.

I went home with the waitress The way I always do How was I to know She was with the Russians, too? I was gambling in Havana I took a little risk Send lawyers, guns and money They'll get me out of this, yeah I'm the innocent bystander Somehow I got stuck Between the rock and a hard place And I'm down on my luck Yes I'm down on my luck Well I'm down on my luck I'm hiding in Honduras I'm a desperate man Send lawyers, guns and money The shit has hit the fan Send lawyers, guns and money Send lawyers, guns and money Send lawyers, guns and money Send lawyers, guns and money

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Let me tell ya a story about a very special gift I received from a, from a man that I didn

Speed along the highway, Honey, i want it my way. But listen to her daddy's song, Don't stay out too long. Oo, we're just busy hiding, Sitting in the back seat of my car. Looking for a ride and all about, Looking for a ride in and out of town, Strolling around and all about, Looking for a ride in and out of... The laser lights are pretty, We may end up in mexico city. But listen to her daddy's song, Making love is wrong. Oo, we're just busy riding, Sitting in the back seat of my car. Oh,oh,.... Pah-pah-pah-pah-pah-pah, Pah-pah-pah-pah-pah-pah-pah. For we was only hiding, Sitting in the b

Don't they love you in mysterious ways? You say 'Yeah, this is now and that was then.' Put a dollar into the machine And you'll remember when I know when everything feels wrong I've got some hard, hard proof in this song I'll know when everything feels right Some lucky night Some lucky night Say the money just ain't what it used to be Man how we used to tear apart this town Put a dollar into the machine And you'll remember how I know when everything feels wrong I've got some hard, hard proof in this song I'll know when everything feels right Some lucky night Some lucky night Some lucky n

There's a gap in between There's a gap where we meet Where I end and you begin And I'm sorry for us The dinosaurs roam the earth The sky turns green Where I end and you begin I am up in the clouds I am up in the clouds And I can't and I can't come down I can watch and cant take part Where I end and where you start Where you, you left me alone You left me alone X'll mark the place Like the parting of the waves Like a house falling in the sea In the sea I will eat you alive I will eat you alive I will eat you alive I will eat you alive There'll be no more lies There'll be no more lie

Been beat up and battered 'round Been sent up, and I've been shot down You're the best thing that I've ever found Handle me with care Reputations changeable Situations tolerable Baby, you're adorable Handle me with care I'm so tired of being lonely I still have some love to give Won't you show me that you really care Everybody's got somebody to lean on Put your body next to mine, and dream on I've been fobbed off, and I've been fooled I've been robbed and ridiculed In day care centers and night schools Handle me with care Been stuck in airports, terrorized Sent to meetings, hypnotize

I dig a pony Well you can celebrate anything you want Yes, you can celebrate anything you want Ooh I do a roadhog Well you can penetrate any place you go Yes, you can penetrate any place you go I told you so All I want is you Everything has got to be just like you want it to Because I pick a moondog Well you can radiate everything you are Yes, you can radiate everything you are Ooh I roll a stoney Well you can imitate everyone you know Yes, you can imitate everyone you know I told you so All I want is you Everything has got to be just like you want it to Because I feel the wind blo

Ev'ry time I'm walking all down the street Some pretty mama start breaking down on me. Stop breaking down, baby, please, stop breaking down. Stuff is gonna bust you brains out, baby, Gonna make you lose your mind. You Saturday night women, now, you just ape and clown, You don't do nothing but tear my reputation down. Stop breaking down, mama, please, stop breaking down. Stuff is gonna bust you brains out, baby, Yeah, it's gonna make you lose your mind. I love my baby ninety nine degrees, But that mama got a pistol, laid it down on me. Stop breaking down, baby, please, stop breaking down. S

when I wake up in the morning I pour the coffee read the paper then I slowly and so softly do the dishes feed the fishes sing me Happy Birthday sing it like it's going to be your last day like it's halleujah don't just let it pass on through ya it's a giant among cliches and thats why I want you to sing it anyway sing me Happy Birthday cause hell, what's it all about anyway? sing me Happy Birthday Happy Birthday like it's gonna be gonna be your last day here on earth

I'll drown my beliefs To have you be in peace I'll dress like your niece To wash your swollen feet Just don't leave Don't leave I'm not living I'm just killing time Your tiny hands Your crazy kitten smile Just don't leave Don't leave And true love waits In haunted attics And true love lives On lollipops and crisps Just don't leave Don't leave Just don't leave Don't leave

At night when the sky is clear and the moon is shining down My heart goes running back to you I love the way you open up and let me in So I go running back to you, Over and over again. Over and over again my love Over and over again with you Over and over again my love Over and over again with you. Remember the nights of love and that moment on the beach That wasn't really too long ago But we paid the price of time, and now it's out of reach And so the broken circle go, Over and over again Over and over again my love Over and over again with you Over and over again my love Over and over

If not for you, Babe, I couldn't find the door, Couldn't even see the floor, I'd be sad and blue, If not for you. If not for you, Babe, I'd lay awake all night, Wait for the mornin' light To shine in through, But it would not be new, If not for you. If not for you My sky would fall, Rain would gather too. Without your love I'd be nowhere at all, I'd be lost if not for you, And you know it's true. If not for you My sky would fall, Rain would gather too. Without your love I'd be nowhere at all, Oh! What would I do If not for you. If not for you, Winter would have no spring, Couldn't hear

See the rain on the street The way the cars shine And the scotch that she drinks With her lips so fine And her shoulders go weak As she closes her eyes Oh, my God, when she was mine See how she moves through the door How she loses her keys How she loses her cool Watching blackbirds scatter through the trees How she flips from the back to the front Reading magazines Oh, my God, I miss those things And it's a hard way to fall And this ain't the easy way down And it's a hard thing to love anyone, anyhow So if it's gotta be you Treat her nice Hold her hand And tell her twice That she doesn't h

On a brass bed in Paradise All covered in bones Lovers hearts were broken By sticks and by stones I hang my head on the pillow Sip from the cup you left behind There ain't no doubt Here in my mind This change did come along At the right time We sit here so quietly Watch Jupiter rise The stars sing a lullaby For us tonight Didja ever wonder The difference between them and us? Sometime a love Can mean more than trust But I'll never change (always change) Never change (always change) Never change my mind No, no I'll never change (always change) Never change (always change) Never change

I've seen love go by my door It's never been this close before Never been so easy or so slow. Been shooting in the dark too long When somethin's not right it's wrong Yer gonna make me lonesome when you go. Dragon clouds so high above I've only known careless love, It's always hit me from below. This time around it's more correct Right on target, so direct, Yer gonna make me lonesome when you go. Purple clover, Queen Anne lace, Crimson hair across your face, You could make me cry if you don't know. Can't remember what I was thinkin' of You might be spoilin' me too much, love, Yer gonna make

They sat together in the park As the evening sky grew dark, She looked at him and he felt a spark tingle to his bones. 'Twas then he felt alone and wished that he'd gone straight And watched out for a simple twist of fate. They walked along by the old canal A little confused, I remember well And stopped into a strange hotel with a neon burnin' bright. He felt the heat of the night hit him like a freight train Moving with a simple twist of fate. A saxophone someplace far off played As she was walkin' by the arcade. As the light bust through a beat-up shade where he was wakin' up, She droppe