Sir Stewart

Happy Birthday!

Did Lyla & Street & Riggins all teh do it in Mexico?

If you really want to be confused - watch Waiting... - they're BOTH in it!

How's half?

It doesn't say whether or not he had a boner. It could have been some bicycle-themed version of a lemon party.

I have hope.

I'd DL even an mp3 of that.

I don't understand any of this. Literally. I know A-Rod plays baseball and Scott Boras is his agent and the Yankees are all felonious lemon partyers, and that's about all.

A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation. Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex. Sheriff Colin Miller also placed Stewart on the Sex Offenders Register for three years. Mr Stewart was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in his bedroom at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr. Gail Davidson, prosecuting, told Ayr Sheriff Court: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply. "They used a maste

I am LOLing.

Dane Cook sold out when he signed on the dotted line for those "actober" ads.

Great news! God I hate those fucking American Apparel ads on that site.

I think he was talking to me.

A-Rod will not sell out.

Sorta like this?

Huh - that car bit was the one time I laughed at a Dane Cook joke. Huh.

You're zuma?

Like a serial killer gettin' sloppy near the end.

Seriously. I wonder if we could get zuma to change the title of this thread to "Dane Cook - sellout?"

You forgot to...

Guy walks into a doctor's office, Saran Wrap, clearly see you're nuts.

I love when they made Howie Mandel put the rubber glove on his head when they kidnapped him on My Name Is Earl.

You make me feel like a natural woman.