don't let these burberry cologne huffing hipster trustfund kids derail you. you are right on in your assesment. i blame tweedy and his new creative muse: the almighty $, for the transformation of these gigs from real rock shows to butt-patting coffee clutches. jeff would rather hang out clemens, bonds and horatio sanz at the SNL afterparty, injecting each others buttocks w/ syringes full of starbucks lattes, vw ad money and the blood, sweat and tears of the REAL fans they've left behind on the road to a gap commercial. if i want to hear a bunch of scenesters and frat boys and hipsters decked