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I don't see either happening, except maybe in a "Celebrity Deathmatch" revival.

My date went OK. I would put it in the "definite maybe" category in terms of the future. It's a free weekend on eHarmony, so I'm drumming up a few prospects there too.

Well, somebody just confessed they had a crush on me last year. We are meeting for breakfast tomorrow.

Yeah. I get the same feeling I get from it when my friend tells me the new Paul McCartney whatever is great and I invariably find he has misspoke.

Actually, I feel fine today. Happy Valentine's Day to all who celebrate, and Happy I'm Happier Alone Day to all who celebrate that.

Can the Centers for Disease Control look at health records so a plague doesn't break out?

I ended up ordering mine from Amazon, along with a new French press.

Hope you had a good day, man!

I wonder if anyone has ever made a bong in the shape of the head of Jefferson Davis ...

I laughed quite a bit at Borat, but have no plans to see it again. Trapped in the Closet, however ...

OK, but I have a hard time believing it would have descended into a shooting war over any other issue but slavery.

Christ, I would sooner admit to shoving Valium up my peehole than emulating Ashton Kutcher. And yes, that includes banging Demi Moore.

Yes, if I was on drugs or delusional myself, which, I am told, happens a lot to those Hollywood types.

Occam's razor would suggest that he was actually on drugs.

Amen, and might I add corporations which, abetted by the look-the-other-way food safety inspections by a certain ex-Confederate state which was made to howl in 1864, poisoned hundreds with their salmonella-laced peanut butter.

I think that speaks to the cultural difference in the way the Civil War is taught in schools. Up North, we are taught that the CW was all about slavery, and trying to spin it any other way is denial.

Because we generally want to contract people's ability to fuck over their fellow man, which advocates like to call "laissez-faire economics."

Joaquin was raised in a child-molesting cult, so he is probably shithouse-rat crazy as it is. I could be wrong, but Kaufman never sat there like he was on 'ludes.

That's because it's the same fight, in essence - the struggle between those who wish to expand human freedom in the social context and those who wish to contract it.

Maybe, but I am pretty sure the feeling is mutual.

Let's get cracking on the pillories and start rotting some tomatoes to throw. 25 people to blame for financial crisis

I am kind of against the Fairness Doctrine. I figure the reason conservatives do much better on talk radio is that their listeners are very angry and bitter people who resent fidelity and despise music, so they listen to AM exclusively.

My HMO does the same thing to me. It is the managed care approach. It's OK.

Chappelle did walk away from a zillion-dollar contract, did he not?