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The toilet paper is whipping you?

I was 100 percent alive for the entire decade, but didn't really know what a gay dude was until the Village People.

Maybe I just don't run in those circles, but does anyone, aside from gay dudes, REALLY care about this guy? I mean, shit, at least Mark Spitz had a mustache.

If I was working at a store and some dude came in with a bat'leth, I would just whip out my phaser and disintegrate his ass.

Best wishes on your special day!

Hmm.

AMAZIN' AMBUSH! By ALIYAH SHAHID and DAVID K. L I February 5, 2009 -- Hell hath no fury like a baseball wife scorned! The enraged ex-wife of Miracle Met Art Shamsky tracked him to a Midtown luncheon yesterday and chased him down the street to air her allegations that he's a lying snake in the grass who carried on affairs with both men and women while they were married. Kim Shamsky confronted the New York sports hero at Gallagher's Steakhouse, where he and several other members of the legendary 1969 Mets squad were part of a benefit for the American Heart Association. As Shamsky hit

I really don't feel like dropping 80 bucks on this.

Max Kellerman yesterday was like, "What, did they find a suitcase nuke in his elbow? Did they find al-Qaida in his elbow?"

Bonds would have been a dead-lock for the Hall and most likely the greatest player of his day if he never took a fucking steroid in his life. The hubris. The hubris.

That sure looks like a high school auditorium to me. Better would have been the Bardavon in Poughkeepsie.

Dude, as a journalist, I can tell you from start to finish this is all shit journalists make up. I doubt there are more than three people in the universe who are really hurt by this, and that includes Phelps and his mom.

Officer thinking, there.

Sure, but what college student is going to turn down what I imagine was at the very least a few thousand bucks? That's a lotta cases of Bud Light (can).

I concur.

I love (and have ridden on a couple times) the sloop Clearwater, but my car gets jealous if I spend large amount$ on anything but her.

A.M. is a good record. I probably listen to it twice a year. ("It's Just That Simple" only gets listened to once every two years, though.)

Both, I imagine, with blackmail potential thrown in.

A-men. I personally think law enforcement officials should not be elected, so as to reduce the grandstanding.

Do Jeff and Jay even talk to each other anymore?

I am beginning to think my prediction of Manny being the starting right-fielder for the Mets when they debut in Citi Field might actually come true.

Reason enough to be happy about Ollie's return: "Just as important from the Mets

"Hi. Can I borrow a cup of electrons?"

"Bong" is not in the AP Stylebook.