JUDE

Hi!

I hope you were kidding about one-ing me...

"Oned"

"Oned"

"Oned"

Here I was hoping Party @ The I'm Fucking Whacked Moontower was leaving me a comment. Thanks for the build-up/let-down.

Hi, I was just here looking for your Yahoo question from Friday the 25th. Carry on.

JUDE

Funny how?

How the fuck am I funny?

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You have alot of comments but no freinds.

Fucking jocks.

FYI: I'd totally bone Jessica Simpson.

P.S. I think that lawyer dude has a man crush on you.

I fived you, based on your adding me as a friend. Thanks. You're OK for a broad.

Hey boy!

Watch that crazy red-headed chick, she's trouble . T-R-O-U-B-L-E

Oned.

Again.

Dude, I totally dogged on you to pigsooie's sister. Ha Ha.. Burn!

Just wanted to say hi and welcome you to the board.

P.S. look out for that ction dude, he ain't right.

If you catch my drift.

Just checking out your, ahem, "profile".

Nobody stands in between me and my man, it's me

And Mr Jones (Me and Mr Jones)

What kind of fuckery is this?

You made me miss the Slick Rick gig (oh Slick Rick)

You thought I didn't love you when I did (when I did)

Can't believe you played me out like that (Ahhh)

No you ain't worth guest list

Plus one of all them girls you kiss

Happy birthday you magnificant bastard.

Miracle Whip.

I am looing at your profile. Again.

I just threw you a nickle but it didn't help your average. I still think you're swell.

Hi!

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