groselicain Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 I hate my life. Not only do I tend to hate Rolling Stone, I tend to always open issues that make my day horrible. So it should've came as no surprise to find pictures of my girl, Petra Nemcova, and the biggest, wettest douche who sounds like a woman when talking and/or singing this side of the milky way, James Blunt, TOGETHER. Not only do I put this guy in the same category as craptacular and equally sucky artists like Jack Johnson, Ryan Adams, and Chris Carrabba, but now he goes and does something like this? Was wooing the hearts of fourteen year old girls across the world with the world's least enjoyable song not enough? Now he has to be messing with my possessions? I hate my life. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Reni Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 with your possessions? wtf? I think you mean obsessions..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
groselicain Posted July 29, 2006 Author Share Posted July 29, 2006 obsessions? maybe... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
alison the wilca Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 why are you messing with ryan adams? he's my possession and now i am going to cry and slit my wrists. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Reni Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 ahem, last time I checked he was MY possession. See? Here he is! In my pocket! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
alison the wilca Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 no, i think you have "Rock'n'Roll" ryan adams and I have "Heartbreaker" ryan adams. thats the difference. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Reni Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 actually, my bad....on second look.....I have BRYAN Adams in my pocket.... summer of 69 dude!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
alison the wilca Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 ooooh, gotcha. i loved that robin hood song. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
groselicain Posted July 29, 2006 Author Share Posted July 29, 2006 (edited) What was the name of the Robin Hood song? I remember that got me hooked, and whenever you can get a 4 year old hooked on your music, you must be the stuff. And, sorry to offend about Ryan Adams... he just seems like jerk. You can have him if you want. I'm sure Petra's a jerk, too... but the HOTTEST JERK I'VE EVER SEEN. I wonder why Mr. Blunt didn't refer to my post before messing with my woman... I thought having something like that would make my ownership clear to the public. I guess I'll ask him before I stab him. Edited July 29, 2006 by groselicain Quote Link to post Share on other sites
renic Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 What was the name of the Robin Hood song? I remember that got me hooked, and whenever you can get a 4 year old hooked on your music, you must be the stuff. And, sorry to offend about Ryan Adams... he just seems like jerk. You can have him if you want. I'm sure Petra's a jerk, too... but the HOTTEST JERK I'VE EVER SEEN. I wonder why Mr. Blunt didn't refer to my post before messing with my woman... I thought having something like that would make my ownership clear to the public. I guess I'll ask him before I stab him. possibly the freakiest thing i have ever read (including the link) name of the song is something like Everything I Do (I Do It for You) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
groselicain Posted July 29, 2006 Author Share Posted July 29, 2006 possibly the freakiest thing i have ever read (including the link) name of the song is something like Everything I Do (I Do It for You) AWESOME. Now you must be the stuff. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
El Picador Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 Advice: Don't ever open a Rolling Stone again! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
groselicain Posted July 30, 2006 Author Share Posted July 30, 2006 Yeah, I opened Spin right after it... My day just got worse and worse. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dude Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 That Blunt song really is horrendous. It's piped-in Gap music for mall rats and for people who think Coldplay is too hardcore and abrasive for their liking. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Duck-Billed Catechist Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 Calling it Gap music pays it too big of a compliment. Has anyone ever listened to the lyrics? It's about how he saw a pretty girl....and he doesn't know what he'll do because they'll never be together. I'm not sure how he'll make it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jhc Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Calling it Gap music pays it too big of a compliment. Has anyone ever listened to the lyrics? It's about how he saw a pretty girl....and he doesn't know what he'll do because they'll never be together. I'm not sure how he'll make it. so he wrote it about groselicain and Petra? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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explodo Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 This is an incredible thread. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Duck-Billed Catechist Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 New York City?Get a rope. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beltmann Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Calling it Gap music pays it too big of a compliment. Has anyone ever listened to the lyrics? It's about how he saw a pretty girl....and he doesn't know what he'll do because they'll never be together. I'm not sure how he'll make it.Thing is, while Blunt completely botches it by writing at the level of a sixth-grade girl, that subject could make for interesting material. As evidence, I offer this from my old friend Bernstein: A fellow will remember a lot of things you wouldn't think he'd remember. You take me. One day, back in 1896, I was crossing over to Jersey on the ferry, and as we pulled out, there was another ferry pulling in, and on it there was a girl waiting to get off. A white dress she had on. She was carrying a white parasol. I only saw her for one second. She didn't see me at all, but I'll bet a month hasn't gone by since that I haven't thought of that girl. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Duck-Billed Catechist Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 I suppose it's a fairly universal subject, but he uses the theme as the text. "You're beautiful...and I don't know what I'll do, because I'll never be with you." Let's impeach the president. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beltmann Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Blunt wouldn't pass a high school creative writing class, that's for sure. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
explodo Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 So is this the Beautiful song you're talking about or a new single? I love to hate James Blunt. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Duck-Billed Catechist Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 The former. I'm surprised, Daniel, the first time I heard it I wanted to call you up and tell you it was something you would enjoy! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
groselicain Posted August 1, 2006 Author Share Posted August 1, 2006 (edited) What th-- you guys screwed up my thread. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT ME. See? Just look at the fun times we had before this cur split us apart- Edited August 1, 2006 by groselicain Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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