anodyne Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Deckchair trapped testicles A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck. Mario Visnjic had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia, reports 24sata. His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair. But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats. He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half. http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1937986.html?menu= Quote Link to post Share on other sites
oceanman Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 A whole new definition of getting WOOD. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j4lackey Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 All they needed was a cup of icewater... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 why are they having such bad luck with their testicles? I slipped and fell on wet, steel that is covering parts of the road in front of Battery Park. luckily, about 5 people ran over to help me up. but embarrassing nevertheless. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bedbug Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 That's nuts. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Wait, your testicles actually shrink in cold water, not just retreat? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half.http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1937986.html?menu=Ewwww. It's common knowledge that all European men wear incredibly revealing and tight bathing suits. Mr. Visnjic apparently did not get the memo. He is both an embarassment to his great nation and his absent-minded testicles. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 The details of this story lead me to doubt its veracity. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Edie Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 The details of this story lead me to doubt its veracity. I call bullshit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 I'd just like to say, that I have no testicles, that you can see. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
a.miller Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 "I was in the pool!!!!" "They shrink?!?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
anodyne Posted August 4, 2006 Author Share Posted August 4, 2006 The details of this story lead me to doubt its veracity.i never believed it for a second, but i've never let facts stand in the way of amusement. like steve colbert, i'm not a fan of facts. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
froggie Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 That's nuts. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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