bobbob1313 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 "Who am I not paying to do the layout for my official newspaper? This is uglier than my jacket" There, I set the bar low. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j4lackey Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 "Is it true? Am I dead? I feel like shit! What's that smell"? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Fidel Castro holds a copy of Cuban People Magazine's 2006 "Sexiest Man Alive" cover. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Reni Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 he was the sexiest man alive....in 1959 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
anodyne Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 the ADIDAS jacket is pimp as hell! i can't help but think fidel is sporting it with an ALL DAY I DREAM ABOUT SEX acronym on his mind. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 In a nostalgic mood following his recent surgery, Cuban president Fidel Castro, 128, holds up a newspaper documenting his attendance at the first Beatles' Ed Sullivan Show concert, 9 February, 1963. He went on to suggest that, had Paul McCartney led the ill-fated Bay of Pigs invasion of 1961, he would have been "powerless to stop them." And that the author of this caption is "trying way to hard." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 "Fidel Castro underwent a series of operations over the weekend. When asked how he felt after awaking from surgery to discover he had been dressed in USA-themed clothing, Castro shot his classic 'Not funny. Not funny at all' look before breaking into a fit of giggles." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jules Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 What the fuck are you looking at? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 he was the sexiest man alive....in 1959 I was trying to work in something about him winning for the 48th consecutive year, but it made the caption too long. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mrs. Peel Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 We make a good team, my Adidas and meWe get around together, rhyme foreverAnd we won't be mad when worn in bad weatherMy Adidas.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bjorn_skurj Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 "I am much better looking than Karl Marx, and, unlike Marx, I am still alive." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobbob1313 Posted August 15, 2006 Author Share Posted August 15, 2006 "Fidel Castro underwent a series of operations over the weekend. When asked how he felt after awaking from surgery to discover he had been dressed in USA-themed clothing, Castro shot his classic 'Not funny. Not funny at all' look before breaking into a fit of giggles." We have a winner. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 We have a winner.Do I win immunity from gratuitously soap-boxing for Papelbon? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobbob1313 Posted August 15, 2006 Author Share Posted August 15, 2006 Do I win immunity from gratuitously soap-boxing for Papelbon? Go ahead. We all know Todd Jones is going to win the Cy Young anyways. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Go ahead. We all know Todd Jones is going to win the Cy Young anyways. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gobias Industries Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Shit! Who sent me this fucking import from China? I wanted the real American shit! That's it, I'm getting my party to take it to those bitches! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Duck-Billed Catechist Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 http://www.theherald.co.uk/features/67904.html Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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