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sad indeed. i wonder if that's why weekend subscribers got a free beacon this morning. you know, cost cutting.

 

i love that paper and fear that it will be a shell of its former self. i bet jewel cardwell keeps her job and we'll see even more of her uplifting local stories that i can never bring myself to read.

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I suggest anyone who's working for a daily newspaper start thinking about a next career.

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Here.

 

Looking on from the Plain Dealer, this is hitting pretty close.

My paper went through the layoff/buyout situation last year. Fortunately, everyone who ended up leaving went voluntarily. But, to put it ineloquently, it still sucked.

 

I suggest anyone who's working for a daily newspaper start thinking about a next career.

Not that I am fearing for my job at the moment, but the other day I was wondering what I would do if I didn't work for a newspaper. I concluded that I have no idea. ;)

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Even though I have found a niche working for the last newspaper company on Earth that isn't slavishly driven by the bottom line, I'm thinking truck driving myself. There will apparently be a massive shortage of truck drivers in the next decade or so. Just think of the weed, whites and wine!

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I already have a Guinness trucker hat, so all I need is a Basset hound and a CDL and I'll be set to go.

 

Uh, Breaker One-Nine, this here's the Rubber Duck

You got a copy on me Pig-Pen? C'mon

 

Uh, yeah 10-4 Pig Pen, fer sure, fer sure

By golly it's clean clear to Flag-Town, C'mon

 

Uh, yeah, that's a big 10-4 Pig-Pen,

Yeah, we definitely got us the front door good buddy,

Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy

 

Was the dark of the moon, on the sixth of June

In a Kenworth, pullin' logs

Cabover Pete with a reefer on

And a Jimmy haulin' hogs

We 'as headin' fer bear on I-One-Oh

'Bout a mile outta Shaky-Town

I sez Pig-Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck

An' I'm about to put the hammer on down

 

Cause we gotta little ol' convoy, rockin' through the night

Yeah we gotta little ol' convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?

Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way

We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA

Convoy... Convoy...

 

Uh, breaker Pig-Pen, this here's The Duck

Uh, you wanna back off them hogs

10-4, 'bout five mile or so, 10-roger

Them hogs is gittin' in-tense up here

 

By the time we got into Tulsa-Town

We had eighty-five trucks in all

But they's a road block up on the clover leaf

An' them bears 'as wall to wall

Yeah them smokies 'as thick as bugs on a bumper

They even had a bear-in-the-air

I sez callin' all trucks, this here's The Duck

We about to go a huntin' bear

 

Cause we gotta great big convoy, rockin' through the night

Yeah we gotta great big convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?

Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way

We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA

Convoy... Convoy...

 

Uh, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that Pig-Pen?

Uh, negatory Pig-Pen, yer still too close

Yeah, them hogs is startin' close up my sinuses

Mercy sakes, you better back off another ten

 

Well we rolled up interstate fourty-four

Like a rocket sled on rails

We tore up all a our swindle sheets

An' left 'em settin' on the scales

By the time we hit that Chi-Town

Them bears was a gittin' smart

They'd brought up some reinforcements

From the Illinois National Guard

There 'as armored cars, and tanks, and Jeeps

An' rigs of every size

Yeah them chicken coops 'as full a bears

An' choppers filled the skies

Well we shot the line, an' we went for broke

With a thousand screamin' trucks

And eleven long-haired friends of Jesus

In a chartreusse microbus

 

Hey Sod Buster, listen

You wanna put that microbus in behind the suicide jockey?

Yeah, he's haulin dynamite

He needs all the help he can git

 

Well we laid a strip fer the Jersey Shore

An' prepared to cross the line

I could see the bridge 'as lined with bears

But I didn't have a doggone dime

I sez Pig-Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck

We just ain't a gonna pay no toll

So we crashed the gate doin' ninety-eight

I sez, let them truckers roll, 10-4

 

Cause we gotta mighty convoy, rockin' through the night

Yeah we gotta mighty convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?

Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way

We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA

Convoy... Convoy...

 

Uh, 10-4 Pig-Pen, what's yer 20?

Omaha?!

Well they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there fer sure

Well mercy sakes alive good buddy

We gonna back on outta here

So keep the bugs off yer glass

An' the bears off yer... tail

We gonna catch ya on the flip-flop

This here's the Rubber Duck on the side

We gone

Bye, Bye...

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truck driving is statistically speaking the most dangerous job in the US. the second most dangerous is being a plumber. i don't know why.

 

truckers make serious bank as over the road (long distance) drivers. local route drivers don't get paid that much. if you can stand lonliness, you can get paid.

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I already have a Guinness trucker hat, so all I need is a Basset hound and a CDL and I'll be set to go.

Trust me,you need a Basset regardless of what your job is...and they LOVE good beer,as well :D

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Sweet!... I think the truck driving life is straight up Americana.

 

It can make you famous too.... Ahem... For Example:

 

East bound and down, loaded up and truckin',

We're gonna do what they say can't be done.

We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there.

I'm east bound, just watch ol' Bandit run.

 

Keep your foot hard on the pedal. Son, never mind them brakes.

Let it all hang out 'cause we got a run to make.

The boys are thirsty in Atlanta and there's beer in Texarkana.

And we'll bring it back no matter what it takes.

 

East bound and down, loaded up and truckin',

We're gonna do what they say can't be done.

We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there.

I'm east bound, just watch ol' Bandit run.

 

East bound and down, loaded up and truckin',

We're gonna do what they say can't be done.

We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there.

I'm east bound, just watch ol' Bandit run.

 

Ol' Smokey's got them ears on and he's hot on your trail.

He aint gonna rest 'til you're in jail.

So you got to dodge 'im and you got to duck 'im,

you got to keep that diesel truckin'.

Just put that hammer down and give it hell.

 

East bound and down, loaded up and truckin',

we're gonna do what they say can't be done.

We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there.

I'm east bound, just watch ol' "Bandit" run

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Doesn't matter. Ad revenue is down across the board for daily newspapers. When that happens, payroll gets cut because the shareholders want their profits. A lot of good newspapers have really gone down the tubes because of this philosophy.

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Ugh. Is it even worth it trying to pursue a career in journalism now?

Sure, but I'd think about doing broadcast or online stuff. Life holds many twists and turns.

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