M. (hristine Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 i enjoyed the timelapse video of the making and ritual deconstruction of the sand mandala.is this what I think it is? ya know, and this shouldn't surprise you, but I was thinking that very thing last night.It's downright mesmerizing, and makes saddlebags look like a good thing. Oh, I didn't watch that part. I will go back. Say it with me Gary; SU FEE YAN, SU FEE YAN. Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 I really like that swinging ass picture myself. Does that mean I'm gay? (Not that there's anything wrong with that.) Link to post Share on other sites
jenbobblehead Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 ok, i'll start with a story: once, i knew this girl i knew was parking with her boyfriend at the end of a dead end street and they were making out and everything, and they kept getting inturrupted by what sounded like tree branches on their car, and it started to freak them out, and so they left and everything and later when they went home, the girl's dad was waiting up watching the news, and the news reported that it had been kind of windy out that night. Top THAT! Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ScottHoward Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 I once took a girl to a strip club during a very late night, at her request, and she went home with one of the strippers. It was kinda windy, but the thing I remember the most was awe and randiness. Link to post Share on other sites
jenbobblehead Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 I once took a girl to a strip club during a very late night, at her request, and she went home with one of the strippers. It was kinda windy, but the thing I remember the most was awe and randiness.um, were you left at the strip cllub or did you get to go home with both of them or what? Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 See, this picture makes me hot in a general sort of way. Not because of the woman...more the situation. Nah. I don't think I'm gay. Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 This one time I turned around while peeing outside and a girl saw "it" and I knew she wasn't lying because later she said it was small. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ScottHoward Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 I went home Han Solo and watched soft-porn until my heart rate went down. Link to post Share on other sites
Duck-Billed Catechist Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Salty Peters. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ScottHoward Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 This one time I turned around while peeing outside and a girl saw "it" and I knew she wasn't lying because later she said it was small. Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 "Sea Foam Meets Pinched Vagina" Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 What the hell is a pinched vagina. Link to post Share on other sites
jenbobblehead Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 I went home Han Solo and watched soft-porn until my heart rate went down.that is a very sad story. Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 I once offered a stripper a book of stamps after running out of $1s. She said "fuck off." Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 I once offered a stripper a book of stamps after running out of $1s. She said "fuck off."Apparently she pays all her bills online. Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Apparently she pays all her bills online.This was in 1997!! Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 I once offered a stripper a book of stamps after running out of $1s. She said "fuck off." who strips for stamps? I once went to a strip club with some guys and a girlfriend of mine. I was offered a lap dance and I turned it down. Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 who strips for stamps?Nobody I've ever met. Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 who strips for cheetos? Link to post Share on other sites
deepseacatfish Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Nobody I've ever met.Obviously you haven't met me yet. I'd strip for stamps, money, fender jazzmasters, hell pretty much anything of value. Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 What the hell is a pinched vagina. Link to post Share on other sites
babaoriley Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Boy, she's a squirter! Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ScottHoward Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 I once offered a stripper a book of stamps after running out of $1s. She said "fuck off."My friend recently got a call from his younger brother who was at a strip club, drinking champagne and looking at a $1200 tab that his credit card had been declined on. Link to post Share on other sites
Duck-Billed Catechist Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juRVGa91lNM Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 I got conned by a co-worker to head to the champagne room at Crazy Horse Too in Vegas w/ the two dancers who had just given us lapdances...while we're waiting in line to go up there, he wanders out of said line and leaves me w/ both of them. they both insist that i'm now liable to have both of them dance for me up there. i'm pissed as I know it's going to cost a mint and i didn't really want to go anyhow. luckily, as we're standing in line, one has a seizure and ends up flopping around on the floor...probably from the coke they were both obviously on...and i'm thrilled to be part of the spectacle. she's eventually revived and insists she's still okay to strip, but they tell her to hang it up for the night. as the bill for just the one was hundereds of dollars (and not worth a penny), I would have been up shit creek trying to expense that. said co-worker bought my drinks the rest of the trip and, unlike Jess, a female co-worker in our group did get a lapdance and ended up making out w/ her in front of everybody. they did not go home together. Link to post Share on other sites
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