Drug Testing

[EL the Famous]

I think that hiring women isnt a great idea.

 

I'd take a guy with a manageable meth addiction over a woman any day of the week.

 

oh you.

[bjorn_skurj]

Generally, I've found the women who've reported for me to be a little better to work with than the guys. More conscientious.

[Guest ScottHoward]

Yeah, I was just kidding. I mean, without women, who's ass are you gonna slap at happy hour?

[jenbobblehead]

Generally, I've found the women who've reported for me to be a little better to work with than the guys. More conscientious.

what is "reported for me" a euphamism for?

[EL the Famous]

Yeah, I was just kidding. I mean, without women, who's ass are you gonna slap at happy hour?

 

oh you.

[bjorn_skurj]

what is "reported for me" a euphamism for?

A whole 'nother thread could be started on that.

[jenbobblehead]

since this is sort of related, i would absolutely rather have a male boss who sexually harasses me than a female boss with something to prove. I've had both and women bosses who feel they have to treat other women badly, or tougher on them because they think it is good for them (or they are terratorial) are the worst managers in the universe.

[Guest ScottHoward]

What are all these women doing applying for jobs anyway?

 

There must be houses in disarray and unfolded laundry all over the country.

[bjorn_skurj]

I think it's the "Lois Lane" thing.

[watch me fall]

There must be houses in disarray and unfolded laundry all over the country.

 

That's what maids are for.

[jenbobblehead]

That's what younger husbands are for.

fixed it for ya.

[watch me fall]

fixed it for ya.

 

For those of us not lucky enough to have younger husbands.

[Guest ScottHoward]

That's what maids are for.

Maid, wife, Eastern European indentured slave, what's the difference?

 

True story: A guy I used to work with bought his wife while on a cruise in Russia. She was an accountant, very friendly and very smart. Spoke excellent English. He made her stand in a corner facing a wall for 15 mins during a company party once for insubordination.

[Atticus]

That's what maids are for.

 

domestic dirt eradicators

[jenbobblehead]

For those of us not lucky enough to have younger husbands.

i'm hoping to pull off "younger husband" and "maid" before the end of this calendar year.

[Guest ScottHoward]

Do you make Ben put the lotion in the basket?

[jenbobblehead]

Do you make Ben put the lotion in the basket?

if he is down in the well, how can i make him put away the laundry, make dinner, clean the cat box and load/unload the dishwasher?

 

so, no. i do not make him put the lotion in the basket, but i do make him put the lotion on my feet.

[EL the Famous]

i officially tap out of this thread.

[mountain bed]

I mean, without women, who's ass are you gonna slap at happy hour?

"No Happy Hour for you!"----Bar Nazi