bjorn_skurj Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 I'm sure the Bush administration will respond to this in a well-thought out, measured way. N. Korea Reports 1st Nuclear Arms TestBy DAVID E. SANGER WASHINGTON, Monday, Oct. 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tugmoose Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 We're phuked! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OOO Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Some days i feel like not being in the middle of a major metropolitan area. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jimmyjimmy Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 I'm sure the Bush administration will respond to this in a well-thought out, measured way.Prepare to be bombed back to the stone age?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Big Perm Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 I'm sure the Bush administration will respond to this in a well-thought out, measured way. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
austrya Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Ok, I have a question... The test in N. Korea was underground, but wouldn't the radiation make it's way to the surface and cause radiation poisoning and health concerns? Did they detonate it in a remote area? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
deepseacatfish Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Ok, I have a question... The test in N. Korea was underground, but wouldn't the radiation make it's way to the surface and cause radiation poisoning and health concerns? Did they detonate it in a remote area?They say that no radiation leaks occured, but radiation is a notoriously nasty and hard to control substance. I'm sure it was in some remote area, but I'm also pretty sure that it probably does do some pretty significant environmental damage regardless of how remote it is. There's a reason most countries don't carry out nuclear tests anymore other than on computers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Duck-Billed Catechist Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 The illest dictator around just does not give a fuck about such petty things. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
austrya Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Got a pretty good point there, G. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
deepseacatfish Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 The illest dictator around just does not give a fuck about such petty things.One day when I was chillin' in Kentucky Fried ChickenJust mindin' my business, eatin' food and finger lickin'This dude walked in lookin' strange and kind of funnyWent up to the front with a menu and his moneyHe didn't walk straight, kind of side to sideHe asked this old lady, "Yo, yo, um...is this Kentucky Fried?"The lady said "Yeah", smiled and he smiled backHe gave a quarter and his order, small fries, Big Mac!You be illin' Today you won a ticket to see Doctor JFront row seat (in free!) no payRadio in hand, snacks by feetGame's about to start, you kickin' popcorn to the beatYou finally wake up, Doc's gone to townRound his back, through the hoop, then you scream "Touchdown!"You be illin' The other day around the way I seen you illin' at a partyDrunk as skunk you illin' punk and in your left hand was BacardiYou went up to this fly girl and said "Yo, yo, can I get this dance?"She smelt your breath and then she left you standin' in your illin'stanceYou be illin' For dinner, you ate it, there is none leftIt was salty, with butter and it was defYou proceeded to eat it cos you was in the moodBut holmes you did not read it was a can of dog food!You be illin' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
a.miller Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 They say that no radiation leaks occured, but radiation is a notoriously nasty and hard to control substance.I mean, if Chernobyl is any indication.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Ok, I have a question... The test in N. Korea was underground, but wouldn't the radiation make it's way to the surface and cause radiation poisoning and health concerns? Did they detonate it in a remote area?Didn't you see Broken Arrow? Everything will be fine. Especially if Christian Slater has anything to say about it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
austrya Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Sweet, I trust any man with a gorilla heart who interviews vampires... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
aceofspades Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 There's no oil in North Korea, is there? They'll stay put. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bjorn_skurj Posted October 9, 2006 Author Share Posted October 9, 2006 With most of the military in Iraq and Afghanistan, I figure we'll find a diplomatic solution to all this. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Barbarino Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 I'm so Ronery / So ronery / So ronery and sadry arone There's no one / Just me onry / Sitting on my rittle throne I work very hard to be number one guy / but, stiwr there's no one to right up my rife Seems rike no one takes me serirousry / And so, I'm ronery / A rittle ronery / Poor rittle meThere's no one I can rerate to / Feewr rike a biwd in a cage /It's kinda siwry / but, not reawry / because, it's fiwring my body with rage I'm the smartest, most crever, most physicawry fit / but, none of the women seem to give a shit Maybe someday, they'wr awr notice me / And untiwr then, I'wr be ronery / Yeah, a rittle ronery / Poor rittle me... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
street spirit Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Some days i feel like not being in the middle of a major metropolitan area. i wouldn't worry too much, unless your major metropolitan area is Seoul or Tokyo... even then, there's probably a good chance that their shitty missiles will fail before they reach their target. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bjorn_skurj Posted October 9, 2006 Author Share Posted October 9, 2006 Seoul is within artillery range of the border. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WilcoFan Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 I'm so Ronery / So ronery / So ronery and sadry arone There's no one / Just me onry / Sitting on my rittle throne I work very hard to be number one guy / but, stiwr there's no one to right up my rife Seems rike no one takes me serirousry / And so, I'm ronery / A rittle ronery / Poor rittle meThere's no one I can rerate to / Feewr rike a biwd in a cage /It's kinda siwry / but, not reawry / because, it's fiwring my body with rage I'm the smartest, most crever, most physicawry fit / but, none of the women seem to give a shit Maybe someday, they'wr awr notice me / And untiwr then, I'wr be ronery / Yeah, a rittle ronery / Poor rittle me... This thread needs a montage. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
street spirit Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Seoul is within artillery range of the border. i was assuming theyll be making warheads, but i spose your correct, that they could make nuclear artillery shells... at any rate, he's safe from N.Korean nukes in N. America Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Duck-Billed Catechist Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 http://asia.news.yahoo.com/061009/ap/d8kl919g0.html Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OOO Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 I suspect Republicans teamed up with Kim Jong to take the heat off Foley. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 http://asia.news.yahoo.com/061009/ap/d8kl919g0.html "'He likened the problem to trying to "detect the violins or a flute in a symphony orchestra when you are playing the cymbals.'" I know how he feels... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jhc Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 i was assuming theyll be making warheads, but i spose your correct, that they could make nuclear artillery shells... at any rate, he's safe from N.Korean nukes in N. America NK's conventional artillery could obliterate Seoul. But yeah, I dont think American cities are particularly vunerable Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SlowBurn68 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 It's a bluff - Long Duck Dong doesn't have shit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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