Sleepers, getcher sleepers

[Lammycat]

Contreras: Starting off with a healthy 63.0 era/8.00 WHIP.

 

Yeeeeeee-haaaawwww!!!!

[bobbob1313]

Johan Santana pitches in with a 5.8 era and 1.4 whip.

 

But he's always pretty shitty in April and get more and more unhittable as the season goes on.

[MrRain422]

i do morning stock at costco and mario came in one day wearing fox sports jacket and shirt and he is even more ridicioulous looking in person. i told him that we love to play the rod allen drinking game.

 

That's great. Did he know about the drinking game?

[Nobody Girl]

One of my teams is off to a good start (although those pitching stats are mostly a result of Felix Hernandez killing my A's ).

 

14/36

12 R

4 HR

13 RBIs

2 SB

.389 AVG

.476 OBP

.806 SLG

1.282 OPS

 

16 IP

1 W

1 SV

15 K

1.69 ERA

0.88 WHIP

2.50 K/BB

8.4 K/9

 

My other team's glorious day included .219 SLG and .235 OBP.

[paul137]

That's great. Did he know about the drinking game?

yeah he laughed and said be careful.

[MrRain422]

I bet Mario and Rod like to throw a few back after the game.

 

 

So the Neifi Index finally has its first SB of the season, courtesy of one Mr. Barold Bonds.

[MrRain422]

First game this year where Sizemore hasn't hit a homer (the game isn't over, but he probably won't get another at bat), but he did give me 3 stolen bases tonight, so I feel pretty good about that.

[bobbob1313]

My fantasy team decided to be atrocious last week.

 

Thanks Jose Contreras and John Patterson.

 

This weeks' looking much better, though the guy I'm up against is having a hell of a week...

[MrRain422]

The fact that you are relying on Jose Contreras and John Patterson doesn't bode well. Please tell me that those are not your 1 and 2 starters.

 

My roto team is dominating thus far. My head-to-head team isn't boding quite as well. I think I still don't have head-to-head strategy down just yet, especially since my league has all sorts of weird categories that make it very difficult to balance everything.

[bobbob1313]

The fact that you are relying on Jose Contreras and John Patterson doesn't bode well. Please tell me that those are not your 1 and 2 starters.

 

My roto team is dominating thus far. My head-to-head team isn't boding quite as well. I think I still don't have head-to-head strategy down just yet, especially since my league has all sorts of weird categories that make it very difficult to balance everything.

 

Johan Santana, Rich Harden, Derek Lowe, Javier Vazquez.

 

Then Contreras and Patterson as my other 2 starters. And then I've got Homer Bailey, Philip Hughes and Matt Garza for their inevitably rookie of the year campaigns...

[MrRain422]

Garza will have to be called up fairly soon if he's going to get a run at ROY this year.

 

Looks like a good staff though. Just curious, but why are you Patterson and Contreras with those other guys? Just a matter of it being the first week of the season and playing everyone? I do that sometimes.

[Duck-Billed Catechist]

Contreras' ERA went down 50 runs last game. Show some 'spect.

[MrRain422]

He's pretty good for a 900 year old man. I'm not knocking his skills, I'm just saying, he's not the best fantasy option...

[Duck-Billed Catechist]

He's only 50.

[MrRain422]

My bad.

[bobbob1313]

Garza will have to be called up fairly soon if he's going to get a run at ROY this year.

 

Looks like a good staff though. Just curious, but why are you Patterson and Contreras with those other guys? Just a matter of it being the first week of the season and playing everyone? I do that sometimes.

 

1 dollar flier on a guy whose got some potential to provide positive value.

[bobbob1313]

My team has zero home runs this week.

 

0.

Zero.

Nada.

 

And yet, I'm winning so far this week because we're doing everything else right (though my opponent's ERA is like 1.3 and his whip is .7, so I'm losing those two.)

[cryptique]

I am currently mired in last place of teh VC league. My boys have all decided to start slowly this year. Yesterday my batters were a sizzling 3 for 26 with one RBI.

[MrRain422]

Update!

 

I am a much better roto player than I am head-to-head. Or maybe it's just the crazy 10 x 10 head-to-head league I'm in that I can't figure out. Anyway, here's where I stand (in bold) in the my two leagues.

 

Roto:

1. The Neifi Index 72.5

2. Notorious PAPI III 53.5

3. Yankee Ed 45.5

4. The Whistle Tips 42

4. Horndawgs 42

6. Birdswagon 40

7. Sheffield for Savior 34

8. Last Men Standing 30.5

 

 

Head-to-head:

1. Weeping's Wantons 20-9-7 .653

2. Team Name Pending 21-12-3 .625

3. DR. ROCKSO 21-12-3 .625

4. Matt Clement 19-14-3 .569

5. Swamp Donkeys II 17-14-5 .542

6. Nelson dela Rosa RIP 15-15-6 .500

7. Crash St. Kids 14-19-3 .431

8. Gary Sheffield 12-17-7 .431

9. Ramah Llama DingDong 11-22-3 .347

10. Corleones 9-25-2 .278

[bobbob1313]

My head to head team is 1-1 so far this season. But we've looked much better this week, and Derek Lee looks like he's coming around. 2 steals today. Nice.

[bobbob1313]

Rich Hill

 

 

Anybody got any others?

 

Please direct all fantasy baseball related postage here, thank you.

 

Moron!

 

First 3 starts:

 

@ Milwuakee: 7 IP, 1H, 1 ER, 0 BB, 6 SO, 78 Pitches - 58 Strikes (W)

Cincinnati: 7 IP, 3 H, 0 ER 4 BB. 5 SO, 98 Pitches - 58 Strikes (W)

@ Atlanta: 8 IP, 4 H, 0 ER 3 BB, 7 SO, 111 Pitches - 70 Strikes (W)

 

22 IP, 8 H, 1 ER, 7 BB, 18 SO, 284 Pitches - 186 Strikes - ~65%

 

3-0, 0.41 ERA, 0.68 WHIP

 

vs. left: .214, vs. right: .088

[Duck-Billed Catechist]

Iwazgunna post in here about Rich Hill today.

[caliber66]

So in one league tonight, i'm 9.0 IP, 0.00 ERA, 0.89 WHIP, 2 saves and one win.

 

And in another league, I have Joel Zumaya and Tom Fucking Gordon.

[rwrkb]

so far my team is 13-14-3 here comes the cellar again

[caliber66]

So in one league tonight, i'm 9.0 IP, 0.00 ERA, 0.89 WHIP, 2 saves and one win.

 

And in another league, I have Joel Zumaya and Tom Fucking Gordon.

I spoke too soon. I also have Trevor (Fucking) Hoffman in the "good" league. Asshole.