tugmoose Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 here. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Well that is exciting. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tongue-tied Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Bowie says five. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PigSooie Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 According to Darren Daulton, we have until 2012 at 11:11am. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beltmann Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 I've got a bee problem and would like to know how to exterminate all those bastards. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OOO Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 According to the band Chicago we have 25 years left. Or 6. Or 4. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Rufer Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 That's unBEElievable! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bjorn_skurj Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 I read somewhere that there's no verification that Einstein ever said that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 http://www.snopes.com/quotes/einstein/bees.aspHmm Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bjorn_skurj Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Here's the story I put in the paper this week, with the Quote Link to post Share on other sites
myboyblue Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 I'll bet each and every one of you $100 USD that we are all here 4 years from now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tongue-tied Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 you're on! all i have to do now is not log onto via chicago after four years in the unlikely event that everybody has remained, that'll put a full tank of gas in my car...maybe. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 I'll bet each and every one of you $100 USD that we are all here 4 years from now.But...SOMEBODY...said EINSTEIN...said we ONLY have FOUR years LEFT! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
myboyblue Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 But...SOMEBODY...said EINSTEIN...said we ONLY have FOUR years LEFT! This is not my beautiful wife. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 Any truth to the rumor that he's adding "(So Long as the Bees' Disappearance Doesn't Lead to the End of Society and, Perhaps Even Mankind Itself)" as a subtitle to "Wild Wild Life"? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bjorn_skurj Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 Y'know, this could all be a devious plot on the part of the killer bees to, y'know, KILL us. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tugmoose Posted April 28, 2007 Author Share Posted April 28, 2007 Ya know, fuck it. I'm gonna go out and max out my credit cards, screw everything that moves (and some things that don't), drinkin', smokin', shootin' up, eatin' nothin' but Ben and Jerry cause either way we're fucked. Carpe Aloha! See ya in hell! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sweet Papa Crimbo Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 Here's the story I put in the paper this week, with the Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tongue-tied Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 Life will end if we don't beehive ourselves. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bjorn_skurj Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 When puns are outlawed...only outlaws will have puns.Is headline as pun a core course or an elective in journalism school?Talent like mine cannot be taught. You must be born with it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tugmoose Posted April 28, 2007 Author Share Posted April 28, 2007 My brother writes the backpage headlines for the Philly Daily News (tabloid). Some of his best: Spit hits the fan (Barkley spits on little girl) Beaut, Montana (Joe leads niners over birds) Stinko de Flyo (Flyers eliminated from playoffs on May 5) We were Piston (Larry Brown leaves sixers for Detroit, bold type actually in yellow ink.) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
anodyne Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 Talent like mine cannot be taught. You must be born with it.bjorn with it? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TCP Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 Oh well, we had a good run! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spawn's dad Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 I'll bet each and every one of you $100 USD that we are all here 4 years from now. cynic Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ikol Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 If we took that bet and won, how would we collect on it? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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