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Ricky is Julian

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british is to canadian what an apple is to an orange

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Moving right along. . .

 

 

Randy: You guys want anything from the store?

Ricky: Yeah get me some jalapano chips

[he pronounces it JA-lap-ano]

Bubbles: Yeah get me some fucking gummy worms

Julian: Get me some jalapeno chips

[pronounces it the correct way]

Randy: walks away

Ricky: Jalapeno? what flavor is that?

Julian: Ricky the J is silent

Bubbles: The J is like an H Ricky, Hal-a-peen-yo

Ricky: What the fuck are you guys talking about?

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"We're in the eye of a shiticane here Julian, and Ricky's a low shit system!"

 

 

 

  • Lahey: "Do you know what a shit barometer is, Bubbles? Measures the shit pressure in the air. You can feel it. Listen, Bubs. You hear that? The sounds of the whispering winds of shit? You can hear it." Bubbles: "No, I don't hear anything..." Lahey: "Oh, but you will, my sorry little friend, when the old shit barometer rises, and you'll feel it too. Your ears will implode from the shit pressure. You were warned, Bubs, but you picked the wrong side. Beware, my friend: shit winds are a-comin'."
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    i lived in a park from 18-20.

    learned a lot about life. i can pretty much relate every character in the show to a real person, which does make the whole thing funnier

     

     

    "There's 2 things mafukas gonna know about J-to the ROC - I spin more rhymes than a lazy susan, and I'm innocent until mah guilt is proven, peace, representin' Sunnyvale, straight the fuck up."

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    That's a real cannabis sativa field they're standing in. And all the plants are female. Huh.

     

    It is canada after all, and yes it is an actual field of hemp

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    I'm just stunned that it is sativa instead of indica.

     

    Sorry Aman. I'm a botany nerd.

     

    It is canada after all, and yes it is an actual field of hemp

    It's not just hemp though. It is cannabis that has been culled for sex.

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    I'm just stunned that it is sativa instead of indica.

     

    Sorry Aman. I'm a botany nerd.

     

     

    It's not just hemp though. It is cannabis that has been culled for sex.

     

    noted, and i refer to my previous point

     

    it IS canada, and it is quite beautiful

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    Oh - it's nothing you did. I mean, the show is about dudes in trailer parks. The writing is really brilliant - some may watch it and think it is simple or stupid. But - watch the way it flows and the way they mesh together. I think it is best to watch them in order.

     

    Epsiode list - it ran for 7 seasons and may be back.

     

    And, you get episode titles like these:

     

    Take your Little Gun and Get Out of My Trailer Park

     

    Mr. Lahey's Got My Porno Tape!

     

    Never Trust A Man With No Shirt On

     

    Temporary Relief Assistant Trailer Park Supervisor

     

    Never Cry Shitwolf

     

    Don't Cross the Shit Line

     

    High Definition Piss Jugs

     

    Going Off the Rails on the Swayzie Train

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    i have half a mind to do a marathon weekend, and watch the whole series in order. of course, this would require a lot of beer.

     

    I'm a botany nerd.

     

     

    it was the word botanist in the title that drew you to this thread, no?

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    You gotta problem with lesbian pot? :realmad

     

     

    only cuz its canadian

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    Bubbles reads an ad out of a magazine] Bubbles: Decent! Julian, check this out! Julian: What? Bubbles: Look! "Tenth Annual Bangor International Model Train Convention"! Look who's hosting! Sabastian Bach, Skid Row! My God, "Trains from all over the world, this year featuring the Swayzie Express"! Julian: Swayzie Express? Patrick Swayze? Bubbles: (Confessional) Julian's always been really sensitive about the whole Patrick Swayze thing because, when we were kids in school the other kids used to tease him and call him "Patrick Swayze" but Julian was reeeeally into Dirty Dancing! I remember one time me and Ricky were coming over to get Julian to go ride bikes and we walked in the trailer and Julian was dressed up like him, pretending he was in the movie Dirty Dancing! Ricky told everyone at school and from then on they teased him, "Patrick Swayze"! Julian: Are you fucking with me here, Bubbs? 'Cause it's not funny, man. Bubbles: No, Julian! Not that Patrick Swayze, not the actor, Patrick Swayze. This is a different one.

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    Cory: J-Roc raps about gangsters & guns, pimps & hos and Compton. The guy's not from Compton, he's just a white kid from a trailer park. He should rap about what he really knows which is living in his mom's trailer eating peanut butter sandwiches.

     

    J-Roc's Mom: Jamie, how many 29 year old record company presidents operate out of their mom's trailers? Know what I'm sayin'?

     

    J-Roc: Believe it or not ma, some people think I'm gonna make it in this rap game!, know what I'm sayin'

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    • 6 months later...

    from TPB.org

     

    I just received this note on the future of the show directly from the source, these are the words of Mike Clattenburg. The note was entitled "Thanks from Sunnyvale"

     

    Over the past few months there has been a lot of discussion among our

    fans and those in the media about the future of Trailer Park Boys.

    Will there be another season, another special, another movie? The

    last thing we want to do is keep our loyal fans in the dark about the

    show we have all loved doing for the past eight years, so we

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