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This morning's mail from match.com

 

I have to say it is such a bummer to have someone come up on "Who's viewed you"... read their profile and really think it's great... all to see that they are not interested in dating your race. : (

 

At any rate good you seem like a great guy.

 

I've worked through the various ways of dispelling my new racist status, but it seems the most logical and definitive, is to buy a ring. Granted she's 3 inches taller than me and lives in a town far too far away. True love knows no bounds, though.

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My camera is racist. If you turn it on with the lens cap still on, it says "Subject is too dark!"

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Need priorities. Racing comes first. Being short, hung up on my kid, and putting a bike race over a proposal.... Maybe I had better jump on the opportunity. At least she didn't call me cracker.

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Need priorities. Racing comes first. Being short, hung up on my kid, and putting a bike race over a proposal.... Maybe I had better jump on the opportunity. At least she didn't call me cracker.

 

 

Priorities? Nah, admit it, you're just a racist.

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I'm marrying the the tall one. I may be able to be colorblind, but she'll always tower over me.

 

I'm marrying the the tall one. I may be able to be colorblind, but she'll always tower over me.

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